Just wait, the onion volcano will make you feel better.
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I have a stove top like that ... and I've never once thought of doing this ... now that I see it ... I'm wondering if I should.
No, it's incredibly difficult to clean, even though it's a glass surface.
It also cooks super unevenpy since only some spots are hot.
I'm dumb but not stupid ... don't worry guys, I'm not even going to attempt this ... I know how to cook and I know not to do this ... even as a joke.
We don't trust you, stay away from the stove!
Waddaya mean you can't stuff seafood into a turkey?
I have seen griddles you can put on your glass top of you wanted to do something like this, i would check how it drains though and make sure you are prepared for that, don't want to start a grease fire
So after seeing all this. Your first thought was “maybe I should try?”
🤔🤔🤔
... then my second thought was .... 'I'm not going to try this ... why would someone even try this'
Like I said, I never thought of it until I saw it as a meme, then wondered if I should .... I'm a silly adult but I'm not stupid ... just cleaning the damned surface after doing that would be horrible let alone eating anything you would cook on it.
Honestly you could get a griddle for your stove top and get a much safer, cleaner and overall better experience. Costs some money, but you could probably find one that would hold up for under $50
As long as he cleans the stove after, there's still potential for a delicious meal
Maybe if he cleans it before.
Yeah and then hopefully gets the cleaning stuff off the surface. Unless they like the flavour.
Clorox - now with a zest
Finally, some good fucking bleach
At least chlorine bleach evaporates. E: Never mind. It leaves behind chloride particles.
It leaves behind chloride particles.
The sodium particles also stay behind. Together, we call that table salt. More flavor for your meal!
Disclaimer: Do not substitute bleach for salt in recipes.
It would still be considerably better to buy a product designed for this than to use your cook top as a griddle lol
https://steelmadeusa.com/products/steelmade-flat-top-grill-glass-ceramic-stoves
They probably didnt even clean the stove before let alone clean after
I am doubtful the culinary skills of the person who thought of this can do much better than cooked all the way through.
A delicious succulent meal?
I hate that I don't know for sure that the person did this to prove that it could be done.