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[-] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago

Just wait, the onion volcano will make you feel better.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

I have a stove top like that ... and I've never once thought of doing this ... now that I see it ... I'm wondering if I should.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

No, it's incredibly difficult to clean, even though it's a glass surface.

It also cooks super unevenpy since only some spots are hot.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I'm dumb but not stupid ... don't worry guys, I'm not even going to attempt this ... I know how to cook and I know not to do this ... even as a joke.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

We don't trust you, stay away from the stove!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Waddaya mean you can't stuff seafood into a turkey?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I have seen griddles you can put on your glass top of you wanted to do something like this, i would check how it drains though and make sure you are prepared for that, don't want to start a grease fire

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

So after seeing all this. Your first thought was “maybe I should try?”

🤔🤔🤔

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

... then my second thought was .... 'I'm not going to try this ... why would someone even try this'

Like I said, I never thought of it until I saw it as a meme, then wondered if I should .... I'm a silly adult but I'm not stupid ... just cleaning the damned surface after doing that would be horrible let alone eating anything you would cook on it.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Honestly you could get a griddle for your stove top and get a much safer, cleaner and overall better experience. Costs some money, but you could probably find one that would hold up for under $50

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

As long as he cleans the stove after, there's still potential for a delicious meal

[-] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

Maybe if he cleans it before.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Yeah and then hopefully gets the cleaning stuff off the surface. Unless they like the flavour.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Clorox - now with a zest

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Finally, some good fucking bleach

[-] Piemanding 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

At least chlorine bleach evaporates. E: Never mind. It leaves behind chloride particles.

[-] threelonmusketeers 1 points 8 months ago

It leaves behind chloride particles.

The sodium particles also stay behind. Together, we call that table salt. More flavor for your meal!

Disclaimer: Do not substitute bleach for salt in recipes.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It would still be considerably better to buy a product designed for this than to use your cook top as a griddle lol

https://steelmadeusa.com/products/steelmade-flat-top-grill-glass-ceramic-stoves

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

They probably didnt even clean the stove before let alone clean after

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I am doubtful the culinary skills of the person who thought of this can do much better than cooked all the way through.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

A delicious succulent meal?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

I hate that I don't know for sure that the person did this to prove that it could be done.

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