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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago

Anon doesn't like women.

[–] starman2112 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

1 Timothy 2:12, anon is just a good christian

ETA a link to my favorite female youtuber, Dr. Angela Collier

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can someone help me avoid reading the bible please?

[–] starman2112 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Woman no teach, make god mad

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Teach what? Like religion? Or lessons in general knowledge? I would imagine women would be allowed to teach their kids a lot

[–] starman2112 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In context, it is meant to be in regard to religion

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Of course because women are too stupid and irrational to teach about made up sky man

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I close the video if the title looks interesting to me but the first thing I see when I click it is someone talking at the camera instead of the thing that made me click on the video.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

I dunno, I like Tom Scott.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I think this is more common than one would think. Most female content creators that DO get male viewers gets sexualised and the comments are always such a mess.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

be me on the internetz

start reading comment on lelly

author's name is "Swedishguy"

close leppy app, turn off phone, destroy local 5g antenna, burn Qur'an

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Because you're a loser anon

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I actually had that conversation with my girlfriend this week. She does not watch any women on YouTube and I only occasionally do. Gabi Belle, Simone Giertz and Physics Girl are the only women I watched like ever

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS 2 points 10 months ago

It's a male dominated space. It makes sense that a large portion of you watch history would be male.

Only people who subscribe to specific things would see more female YouTubers, for example, makeup tutorials or ASMR videos.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I watch lots of animation content by woman, but almost nothing hosted by woman. Barbara Dunkelman and Alanah Pearce are the only two that comento mind and I haven't watched their stuff in years. I wonder why.

[–] Jumuta 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's the same with me, probably because I watch a lot of geeky content. The only female creator I can think of is Freya Holmer
(who you should definitely check out by the way, her videos on splines are very interesting and well made)

[–] starman2112 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

If it's geeky content you want, Dr. Angela Collier is currently my favorite youtuber. My favorite video of hers is one where she makes fun of Gwyneth Paltrow for putting lemon juice in alkaline water, then spends an hour explaining why exactly it's funny that Gwyneth Paltrow put lemon juice in alkaline water.

There's also Answer In Progress if you're into a wide assortment of surface level knowledge, Sabine Hossenfelder if you're into physics, Emma Thorne if you're into atheism, Up and Atom if you're into math, and I feel like ass because I can't bring to mind any other specific female youtubers

[–] Jumuta 2 points 10 months ago

oh yeah, I forgot I watch Answer in Progress. That channel's pretty good

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I watch tech stuff and like Lisa from Mobiletechreview. I think a lot of the other female tech reviewers like ijustine have no independent thought.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

iJustine has always been a terrible content creator with no brains in her head whatsoever, I wish she hadn't gotten such an early start because it definitely contributed to setting the trend that if you look even moderately attractive you can post complete garbage and amass a following.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Same. I thought I was stepping on eggshells with this comment. She has no idea what she's talking about and I feel like her audience watched her for eye candy.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

I feel male creators tell you a lot less about their life than women do. I like Simone, but she does tend to tell you about everything happening in her life.

[–] Classy -1 points 10 months ago

I watch Gutsick Gibbon but I'm struggling to think of really anyone else. I'm the same way with audiobooks. I can't take an AB seriously that's narrated by a woman

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Fake: anon claims to watch video essays Gay: anon doesn't like women

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Jenny Nicholson was pretty funny, she's almost off YouTube now. I do avoid creators with anime avatars though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Did anon found the answer to cure cancer

[–] [email protected] -5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lazy masquerade is alright for a chick...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He's got several videos with his face, you trog.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

That's a joke you chud