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[–] [email protected] 85 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Corn is not a nut. But you're still filling your mouth with warm seed

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

That was a perfect correction. I didn't want to say anything because the joke was funny, and my thought process was pedantic, but you corrected it and kept it funny. Well done.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Corn nuts. explain that, liberal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Thanks, now I can't eat popcorn.

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim "no homo" before going down on Bruce, my coworker.

Wouldn't want it to get awkward

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

What about girlcock? Checkmate, everyone is gay in one way or another

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it gay to be attracted to trans? Hmm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Warm seed can come from women too, is all I'm saying

Also, I think it's time we stop thinking in gay and straight terms. Way too restrictive, sexuality is just more complex than that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think "gay/straight " describe more than 90% of people. It is useful. What is not useful is making politics out of this, including blaming the other side for being immoral, and "identity politics".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All I'm saying is that describing attraction based on appearance can often make things much easier than stricly basing it on sex or gender identity.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah! Got you. However, girlclock is part of appearance too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, absolutely. And that's what I mean by saying sexuality is complex, people can have such a wild mix of preferences.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So then you agree that it is not gay for a woman to like girlcock (maybe it is not straight either, but importantly it is not gay). Checkmate returned :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Well, you are eating endosperm.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

On that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?

Screw you corn police, can't tell me what's gay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

What if that was your intention all along...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Fill your mouth with Orville's finest buttery hot seed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Making sonic memes and saying bazinga is gay because anything outside of the actual sexual preference is socially constructed "performance norms" and I can make up whatever the fuck I want.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

thats the meme wuality we need on lemmy

[–] eray 1 points 10 months ago

Delicious 😍

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

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