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[–] [email protected] 370 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Or maybe you don't install a data mining spy device in the office?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

So keep cell phone in lockers, no smart TVs, and no Alexa or similar devices.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Someone should invent the pocket microwave

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They can call it the hot pocket

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Is it any different than speaking in front of your smartphone?

I don't own an echo or Google whatever but I've definitely mentioned things and then got ads for that thing within the hour/day. Like cat litter when I don't even own a cat, just mentioned it once for cleaning up spills.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

More likely there's a bunch of data points it can use. Coming within BT range of someone who does have a cat for example. Otherwise all the major smart phone companies would need to be in collision to keep the secret because the battery drain would be so blatant of it was recording, processing, transfering etc.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I don't have a smoking gun for Google advertising based on conversation, but I mentioned in an email (Gmail) that someone I know was going to the Calgary Stampede, and Google Ads flogged Stetson cowboy hats and the Stampede for weeks after that. It was so conspicuous because normally it's just, "hot singles in your area", "hot Christian singles in your area?" maybe, "hot Christian moms in your area?" Nowadays it's like, "grannies near you want to fuck." FML.

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 10 months ago

If the patient's name is Alexa, you're gonna have a bad time

[–] Lucidlethargy 110 points 10 months ago (4 children)

If this is a medical facility, I'd never trust them ever again if I saw an echo there.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dentist office I went to has a private room with an Echo, they use it to switch playlists without having to touch anything, I guess. Figure they didn't really think it through....

But yeah I was a bit uncomfortable with that. Not that anything private was discussed, I simply had a cavity filled. They're excellent dentists tho, best I've ever seen, so I won't be going elsewhere.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Maybe mention the potential privacy issue if they're still using echo on your next visit. They might've not aware of it.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

Yeah, don’t go looking too hard whenever you’re in a hospital or anything. The number of vulnerabilities I can spot with as little infosec knowledge I have is deeply concerning

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You're all missing the real kicker here - this sign is only here for the HIPAA auditor. Everyone knows that no one is actually going to mute the thing.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (54 children)

Also muting it probably doesn't stop it listening, it just stops its response.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 10 months ago (9 children)

It's fascinating how people know that these devices break their privacy, yet they keep using them.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago

Convenience is one of the most addictive drugs.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why do they even have an Amazon echo if they know it's a fucking security risk? If you need a speaker, just get a speaker, not one a spyker (sorry, that was shite)

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 10 months ago

Maybe just don’t have any big tech surveillance devices in the hospital/clinic/whatever.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Friendly reminder to pause your bleeple before you buttlebode your over-driver. You do not want (CCF) cloud confederation forces to scuttle your bodes.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

May his noodly appendage touch you.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But Jeff Benzos is the biggest pharamcist in the world now, so it's fine

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Shit like this is why I got a dumb speaker. It just plays audio, it doesn't have a battery (meaning that unplugged = zero power), it doesn't have wifi, it doesn't have an assistant, it just plays the music I ask it to play via Bluetooth.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (7 children)

And by muted they mean pull the plug

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

And by pull the plug I mean smash it with a fucking hammer

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hate it when acronyms aren't clearly defined... PHI stands for Protected Health Information.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is almost certainly in a provider setting, in which all covered employees will have received extensive training detailing what "PHI" stands for.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

~~muted~~ thrown in the trash where it belongs

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

We're living in a dystopian future...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

IoT and smart device security only means your data is protected from unauthorized access. It's up to the manufacturer, not the user to decide who can get in.

[–] WindowsEnjoyer 16 points 10 months ago

Remember that S in IoT stands for Security!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Big brother is listening...

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