this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago

Its just one aspect of their lives. For all he knows they could be struggling with debt. They could be "just servers" too for all he knows. Like at Cisco, I hear they have a lot of servers. Good opportunities all around!

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon is a server. But can't anon be a server and have a relationship at the same time? Does not compute?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

The conflict isn't with being a server. It's with being an anon, I guess.

[–] CookieJarObserver 35 points 1 year ago

Anon is a NPC

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Where do I find these wholesome threads? /b/ is an absolute shithole

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Here. Going to 4chan will not leave you feeling good in any way, better to just find the best content here or somewhere else it's collected.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

nah 4chan is a cesspit with occasional nuggets of gold.

stay here because several layers of filtering helps with your sanity.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

There's no reason to feel envy towards a couple that "found each other" already in their teens. Be single, date, hook up, make mistakes, try to learn from them, get high, get depressed, get drunk, get up, grow as a human, etc. while you're young. Eventually you'll find someone that'll have gone through the similar ordeals in their lives, and the chances are good you'll live happily ever after.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

It’s okay to feel sad if you think your life or career has stalled. The best thing you can do is use that as motivation to improve your situation.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

The emotion commotion: Yes, you CAN feel many at once and it is OK!