"de nada" -Jesus
this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2023
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Things that look like items from RPGs and other video games. Weapons, armor, accessories, etc. Include stats!
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When equipped gives +20% damage to undead and demons and protects from low and mid level curses
What language do people think jesus spoke? I want a gallup poll
English, if you don't agree you will be burned alive for blasphemy and questioning the almighty god.
Aramaic?
Though these days they tend to speak Spanish
Jive
In the case you're serious he likely would have known every language but would have spoken Aramaic or Hebrew.
Hell get.the authenticity certificate from the pope himself if desired....
Each signature from a pope gives a permament +10 faith buff. The item becomes more powerful as the time passes.
Update v1.01
Fixes: Popes can no longer write as many signatures as they want. Now you're limited to only one signature per pope.
Do anti-pope signatures add or detract from the buff?
Signatures from high positioned satan believers take away 5 faith from the book. But in exchange they get cursed with 5 divine power (faith into god gets converted) which is like a curse for them and makes them much weaker. There are only 5 believers chosen every 10 years because satan's powers are limited.
produces note "this is totes really from Jesus --da pope"... in identical handwriting
Fuckin, these would probably sell, too. Maybe not for 20k, but a few hundred. God damn it.
I just noticed that I already posted it to this community over a month ago from my abandoned account. 💀 💀 💀
But the image is not accessible so I guess it's ok?
I didn't see it, so it's new to me!