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[–] [email protected] 215 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Way back before Scott Adams went completely off the deep end I had a tin of Dilbert branded mints called Encourage Mints. This is literally a joke from the hackiest office comic ever yet some manager(s) still thought it was good idea. WTF does business school teach?

[–] [email protected] 141 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Company making millions due to its workers efforts, while rewarding them with practically nothing? Sounds like business school is teaching capitalism perfectly.

[–] ryathal 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They aren't teaching psychology in them. Stupid "gifts" like these are a net negative. You are so much better off giving nothing than a crappy gift.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 168 points 2 years ago (5 children)

OP is a goddamn liar and is trying to spread misinformation. Notice how there are TWO staples but only ONE mint??? Nice try OP, but we all see through your poor facade and know you're actually a two mint-having bitch elitist!

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait 2 mints?!?! Well goddamn if that doesn’t change everything!!!

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[–] [email protected] 125 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Reminds me of getting a note from HR admonishing me to pick out my 20th work anniversary "gift" from "pages 12 to 16" of the supplied catalogue. I knew nothing of it. They concluded with "or we'll choose for you, i.e. a clock". I got luggage tags. For 20 years of my life. The best years of my life. Luggage tags. FML.

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They are not even ashamed of doing this!

[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 years ago (5 children)

"What? It's cute!"

-some dipshit with an Agile certification

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gonna get an agile certification to get such a position and then coach my team into a fucking union

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

thanks for making us six million here's a lifesaver

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is the real reason why torches and pitchforks were invented.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What double sucks about this is that every time I've seen something like it, it's some middle manager who fights tooth and nail to try to get their team anything and is given a budget of $6.37 and whatever they can find in the break room for 100 people. I have unfortunately been that guy a few too many times and had to explain to absolutely clueless managers that doing nothing instead is preferable.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks for making our shareholders money! Remember not to call in sick or ask for a raise and that unions take your money with no benefit!

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 years ago

DisappointMINT

DiscourageMINT

Lack of commitMINT to fairly compensating your employees

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 years ago (5 children)

There's no way this is real - nobody would be that stupid, even in a management role, right?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago (6 children)

When I was at Costco, for Member Service Week they literally gave us a rock, like from the gravel outside the office, with the note: "You rock!"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Your resignation letter should have just said "Now I'm about to roll"

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I’ve seen this kind of cheesy thing as party favors for company Christmas parties. It’s a thing, but it’s almost never the ONLY thing. It’s more likely someone in management saw it on Pinterest and had to incorporate somehow to seem like the fun boss. The. Did some other lousy stuff to make it not seem so bad.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Every month my boss tells us how big a profit we're making. I think he thinks it's morale building. I'm guessing everyone thinks the same thing I do- "then I should be paid better." My Macbook Air, which I never took anywhere, was dying. I needed a new Mac for work. I suggested a Mac mini. They cost like $500. And I had to literally wait until my Macbook wouldn't stay on for more than 20 minutes for them to pony up the $500. God I hate it. I'm on FMLA right now though, which gives me time to look elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I assumed this was a nursing sub until I looked closer. Hospital management only does horrid shit like this for staff.

These “rewards” are awful. My condolences.

If you’re lucky though, maybe you’ll get a small rock with a “You Rock!” printout next time.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The only place that rock should go is through your boss’s windshield

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You forgot "seething resentmint"

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[–] skullone 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Love that the staple pierces the mint's wrapper, essentially contaminating it and rendering it potentially unsafe to eat. So you don't even get that, lol.

Time to find new employMINT.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

I mean it seems outrageously greedy, but stop and think about it: if they'd paid for a pizza party, the banner would've had to read "Thanks for driving sales and beating plan by $5,999,727!!" And that's just ugly.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

Pictured: the moment Bob decided it was time to form a fucking union.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is like in the UK when everyone clapped for the NHS workers during the COVID pandemic, including the PM and other government ministers.

But when said workers ask for a pay rise? Fuck off

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

I feel this will just breed resentmint

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Actually adding the amount of additional money you made them to the card is the cherry on top.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My company gave everyone a 5% bonus just because we beat the forecasted numbers, but idk a mint looks fine too

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Here is DisappointMINT

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

An invitation to burn your place of employmint to the ground.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

I kept thinking "surely this was attached to something else and they didn't just give a mint and a few stupid jokes". Then I noticed another one of these stuck to a locker in the background. What pieces of trash. You don't show appreciation by saying "You are appreciated". You show appreciation by compensating your employees for their work.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I kind of don’t care what company / industry / whatever this was. If you surpassed sales targets by $6 million dollars, you have some cash for decent gifts. Hell a six pack of beer would be something… don’t print me out a goddamn insult. At the same time, knowing how sales compensation usually works, these folks probably got hella paid, weak gifts aside.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I broke my back to make a company's CEO $6,000,000 and all I got was this stupid Polo mint

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If someone pulls this shit with me. I quit

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[–] catsarebadpeople 20 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Your labor is worth 6 million dollars. How much of that do you get?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Their labor is worth 6 million more than they thought because it was exceeding plan not total sales

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Suddenly switching to papyrus font at the bottom lol

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

That is worse than nothing. I got angry just reading this.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you roll the Mint into the manager's office with a note "looks like I'm rolling out of here!"

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