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Fuck the moon (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by sjmarf to c/[email protected]
 

A tweet from “Fuck the moon”:

Fly me to the moon, Let me kick it’s fucking ass, Let me show it what I learned, In my moon jujitsu class

Reply from the same user:

Wow this blew up. Wish the moon would.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Really incredible how relevant they can be sometimes. I never saw that one before either.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Woof, that alt text.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago
[–] Sabre363 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What did the Moon ever do to this guy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

It stares at him most nights.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He's just really into natural darkness..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's the sun he should be hating, then, all the moon is doing is reflecting sunlight.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

True, but I don't think a guy who wants to beat up celestial bodies has thought about how things work a lot..

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

I'll just leave a link to this masterpiece here.

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If you want to know what the moon blowing up would be like, give Seveneves by Neal Stephenson a read. It’s the last book that got me to stay up all night reading. First two thirds are a solid 9/10.

[–] mindbleach 2 points 11 months ago

First two thirds are a solid 9/10.

God, if that's not every Neal Stephenson story.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Middle third is 10/10.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The time is now! Children are our future! America can, should, and will blow up the moon!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I could swear somebody made a song out of this. I wish I could remember who. Probably some nerdcore artist.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_ 5 points 11 months ago

Moonanites unite!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

In other words my screws are loose
In other words I'm a loon

[–] Aurenkin 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Or a giant robot who's also its pilot's mother.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Absolutely based

[–] mindbleach 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Didn't know Wesley Willis was on Twitter.

And alive.

[–] bufordt 2 points 11 months ago

Rock over London

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago