Fairly sure that’s how you get warts
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2023
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Doesn't matter, had sex, still counts
Have the warts to prove it.
Everyone wants a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" but they never ask: "What if it works out? What if you and your BTGG end up married?"
You don't always end up with the big tiddy goth wife after a few years. You will end up with a Witch Wife, which is amazing, in my experience.
Clearly I played my hand wrong.
Explain?
“He licks her” — which sounds almost like “elixir.”
Oh.
I'm with you. Maybe we're just slow. I think it would have clicked if it was worded like, "How does a wizard please a horny witch?".
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How do you close the chest with potions in the lid ?