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[–] Grass 76 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuckin perv definitely loved that job

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

He's not even a real cop

[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"You're not allowed to have that body here! And if you stay out in the sun too long your babies will come out gay. Also your ankles make you look like a slut."

Ahh, I miss the good old days.

/s

I put that /s because sometimes when people get emotionally worked up they can lose critical thinking skills and think my poor taste dank memes are actually sincere douchebaggery.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I wish I had slut ankles! Some people are so lucky. :(

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You, by definition, have slut ankles if you’re a slut. You also have slut knees, slut hair, and slut eyes.

You make yourself a slut… not your ankles.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Yes keep going im almost there!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I am a slut. A proud, slutty slut.

But I do not have slut eyes. I have the sweet, tender eyes of a docile kitten boy that confuse men when I say things like "make me regret this when I try to walk tomorrow" and "we will consume the rich and destroy the patriarchy"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Shut that slut mouth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Okay you can pass

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In the USA? Vote red if you want to go back to these days! This is what they mean by “making America great….again”

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Her facial expression is so "Are you seeing this shit?"

Streets protected, officer, well done.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

His facial expression is "I hope they dont realize im not even a cop"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Florida & Texas 2025!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is there a fixed length that should be between her bathing suit and her knees? How does that rule apply to shorter/taller women? Can a 3 ft tall woman basically swim in a thong?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Is there a fixed length that should be between her bathing suit and her knees?

Six inches over the knee, I think.

How does that rule apply to shorter/taller women? Can a 3 ft tall woman basically swim in a thong?

You've probably put more thought into it than the lawmakers did just by asking these simple questions. Terribly silly stuff.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Morality police.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Obligatory acab

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

this is the future conserbatives want!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

The sentence for a too-short swimsuit in those days was to bend her over his knee and spank her.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I don't know if "miss" is the right word, but I feel deeply that this is a picture I would have seen on babiestrappedinknees

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Make morality police great again ?

[–] Mandy 1 points 10 months ago

Bring those swimsuits back in style please if anything

[–] ThrowawayPermanente -1 points 10 months ago

DAE Amerika bad you guys?