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[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"You're not allowed to have that body here! And if you stay out in the sun too long your babies will come out gay. Also your ankles make you look like a slut."

Ahh, I miss the good old days.

/s

I put that /s because sometimes when people get emotionally worked up they can lose critical thinking skills and think my poor taste dank memes are actually sincere douchebaggery.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I wish I had slut ankles! Some people are so lucky. :(

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You, by definition, have slut ankles if you’re a slut. You also have slut knees, slut hair, and slut eyes.

You make yourself a slut… not your ankles.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Yes keep going im almost there!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I am a slut. A proud, slutty slut.

But I do not have slut eyes. I have the sweet, tender eyes of a docile kitten boy that confuse men when I say things like "make me regret this when I try to walk tomorrow" and "we will consume the rich and destroy the patriarchy"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Shut that slut mouth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Okay you can pass