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Tailors.
Same way RimWorld lets a fat guy wear a small person's stolen clothes [out in the field, with nobody capable of tailoring nearby]...
Plain, simple tailors.
Plain, simple tailors.
Garak is that you? We all know you're a spy.
Ewoks: And if you look away from the humanoid bone piles, over here, we have a fine selection of perfectly serviceable clothes to suit all shapes and sizes. We always like to let our sacrifices pick out what they'll wear last!
I mean...
Yub nub...
only slightly? its a drawing of a naked woman lol
Yeah, you're right. It isn't really NSFW. But in some super stuck up cultures this is considered offensive.
No I'm saying it's definitely NSFW. Not because it's offensive but because I don't want my boss catching me looking at drawings of naked Leia.
Super oddly specific & relevant...
According to the Ewok Adventure movies and the cartoon, there is a witch living on Endor. So any time you see something like that, a witch did it.
God DAMMIT. Thanks for that. Now I'm Bert
Picture this: a group of Ewok tailors who became famous designers after Leia helped them open a shop on Coruscant in order to bring in refugees.
And one of those tailors helped fake up a Cardassian optolithic data rod
Sir, please find your own holodeck and forget what you saw in here.
Very quick seamstresses, they are.
It's the only explanation really
Oh, snap!
They have space jesus surely they have space Instant Tailor 2000
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this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2023
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