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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

This literally makes zero sense at all.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

As a PHP developer, why did no one tell me I am supposed to not give a fuck about FOSS??

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I use things in all 4 quadrants. Ahhhhh!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Your compass is spinning lmao.

[–] larvyde 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yes, that's called a rad-centrist. Takes ideas from all quadrants.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm confused, and maybe naive. How are CSS/HTML and JS frameworks web stuff on the "Doesn't give a shit about open source" axis?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

@garfaagel @inspxtr I think he’s saying that if you use open standards on closed source/“if it ain’t broke” systems? Kinda like how Apple mostly takes from Open Source with little give back to the communities it benefits from??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah I feel like that's pretty squarely next to debian as traditional and open source.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

So... A typical compass meme.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I have an existential crisis...

At work I develop for windows servers with vs code, which I also use at home on my Arch powered ThinkPad ...

WHAT AM I!?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The enlightened centrist.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Marxism-Leninism-Debianism ftw. But I also need thigh highs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

PHP isn't open source? Damn, for some reason I can't take back my contribution.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Why am I in every square except blue simultaneously?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

@garfaagel <center><b>Nice</b></center>

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On the left but fuck anime and that uwu shit

[–] darcy 1 points 1 year ago

holy c in lib right

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Aren't a lot of open source libraries and languages initially open sourced from faang? I'm using Airflow at work, which is a descendant of something Facebook open sourced. Pretty sure all of them open sourced a bunch of of their data center designs too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Initially open-sourced? No.

FAANG jumped on the open source bandwagon once they realised they could not complete with the Linux dev ecosystem, and so hastily implemented drivers and other open source tech built on existing FOSS libraries and concepts.

They've contributed a lot, but they built upon existing frameworks pioneered by linux/FSF

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago

Airflow actually started as internal project at Airbnb.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Surprisingly accurate