this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If they ever change the barcode he’s fucked.

[–] Jay 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then he simply says that this is a statement about the commercialization of our society. To be honest, that would be a better explanation than "It's an Oreo's barcode".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

*Oreo’s Double Stuf

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It looks like a UPC barcode. So he should be able to scan it at any store that sells Oreos. With no worry about it changing.

At least in North America. I'm not sure if UPC codes are valid elsewhere.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think they work anywhere in the Universe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I don't think Andromeda has UPC yet.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

The literal definition of self checkout.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember reading on Reddit, that in some salon the hated the barcode on the neck tattoo. So they had a cut out barcode from a box of tampons, and whenever somebody asked for that tattoo, that's what they did.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Oh god, that's just hilarious

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Intentionally making self-checkouts even more difficult and awkward...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Conveniently allow me to steal by pretending to scan a $500 TV when I actually scan my wrist to get charged for one of those $0.50 mini pies. 😈

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was my immediate thought too but now they have weighted checkout counters and cameras checking items, but it definitely would have been great in the early days when I used to scan everything up as unwashed potatos

[–] can 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Weakest link is still the min wage employee who still probably really doesn't care.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here the checkout locks down and keeps repeating "unexpected item in the bagging area" and needs an employee to come and check and swipe their card to unlock. I assume the camera system works the same if the colour, shape or size of an item doesn't match

[–] can 1 points 1 year ago

Some of the ones here do the scale thing but I didn't think any use a camera like that. Walmart has a camera on your face but no scale.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, and is it supposed to be functional? How would it even work?

We may be putting more thought into it than the dude who decided to tattoo a random junk food barcode on himself though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They just read the dark lines for a few bits of data (it's literally just a number). If you're pale enough and the tat done well enough, it should work, assuming the UPC is in the system for the POS scanning it.

[–] Dagwood212 2 points 1 year ago

555 95472, or 5 for short, was boy close in age to Charlie Brown. 5 had brown spiky hair, and he wore an orange shirt with the number 5 on it. 5 also played for Charlie Brown's baseball team. 5 was given a numerical name by his father, who was upset over the preponderance of numbers in people's lives; when questioned, 5 clarified that this was not his father's way of protesting, it was his way of "giving in." 5's family are named 1 (father), 2 (mother), 3 & 4 (twin sisters). and 6 (sister). His last name, 95472 (the accent is on the 4), was taken from the family's ZIP code; it is also the zip code for Sebastopol, California, where Schulz lived at the time.

From Wikipedia.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

And now an Oreos advertisement, it never stops huh

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure this isn't an advertisement. What makes you think it is?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I genuinely thought they were joking with these comments, but I think they're serious. They thought I was working for mcdonald's the other day. Lol

I don't even know how that would work. I just like sharing memes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe they're just pulling a long con on you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Don't you know memes are window to your soul, and posting one means you 1000% support it???

/s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lol, omg

Edit: wait, I just saw your comments from last time. You're serious?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This post makes you want to buy Oreos? Weird.

Edit: I'm having a fun time imagining a brand manager at Mondelez looking at this pitch:

"So it's a consumer that has a tattoo of the barcode and is scanning it? At like a Ralphs? Oh, no, a Home Depot? Ok great. And we can clearly see that it's the brand with like a nice image of the product? No - it's grainy and text only and can barely be read? Perfect - green light. Great work guys. Let the creative agency know to keep more of this coming. Also, let's have the media agency seed this into some insignificant social media networks that almost no one is on. I can't wait to see the sales lift this is going to bring. I can smell a promotion."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"Also, can you make like 700-800 totally unrelated posts and spend a ton of time fawning over star trek first? THEN, when they're least expecting it, we hit em with this masterpiece."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tbh after reading I remembered I had some Oreos in my kitchen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well they are delicious and a healthy part of a complete breakfast. You should buy more today...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Although I just ate some and they expired in 2021... oops

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oreo! I couldn’t read the screen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Double stuff