this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2023
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[–] Qwaffle_waffle 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"The sacred decrees of our community resonate: no vehicle of steel shall linger upon our streets. Should you dare defy this directive, the formidable shadows of authority shall swiftly descend upon thee."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

"Our most vengeful of all punishments! A six dollar fee!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

no vehicle of steel shall linger upon our streets.

Parks F150 in the street

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

aha but that's not a vehicle, it's a mobile building.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd be a lot more open to HOAs if I had any class. But I'm one of the rednecks they want to regulate, so I hate them. It's my lawn, not yours!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

LOL, I just hauled home a 21' kayak and chunked it in the yard. Come at me!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I see I am with my people where I belong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So, if I speak in d&d terminology, I can selfishly abuse you by telling you what you can and can't do?

I'd be a lot more open to HOAs if they just fucked off and went away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

The only good HOA is a disbanded HOA

[–] threelonmusketeers 0 points 10 months ago

*off, council's