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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

Still better than actual British cuisine

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Using Pringles as a tuna scoop isn’t a bad idea, actually

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yep. Any salty hard biscuit works too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Mix the tuna with some mayo, add a bit of chives and siracha in the mix if you are feeling fancy and it makes a decent snack.

[–] snugglesthefalse 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sure it would be... if tuna wasn't the most disgusting fish imaginable :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Tuna is good. Canned tuna, however, needs like a bucket of mayo to make it not dry and terrible. Then it's delicious fish flavored mayo.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have noticed that British fantasy authors (Tolkien, C. S. Lewis, and you-know-who) tend to describe wonderful meals, so I think that tells us something about Bri'ish cuisine. For them, good food apparently is just as fantastical as talking animals and wizards.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Though have you seen just how many food descriptions are in ASOIAF (Game of Thrones books)? GRR Martin loves a good food description.

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have you seen GRRM? He loves a good food.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Honestly, who doesn’t? I can’t remember ever reading a lengthy description of some delicious food and thinking that the author should just hurry up and get to the story.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

blinks

canned......

tea?

what is this?

blobfox, ablobfoxhyperwhaaaat

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Arizona is really just tea flavoured sugar water but it's cheap AF so everyone (including me) drinks it anyways

[–] ZombiFrancis 9 points 1 year ago

Cheaper than water in many places still.

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tea is just tea flavored sugar water.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nah, I drink my hot leaf juice without sugar, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Funny, cause in Germany it's pretty expensive and considered somewhat of a premium product.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's just as good as "real" tea, provided you serve it hot by putting it in a mug and microwaving it.

A packet of non-dairy creamer and you have real English tea!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

who hurt you :(

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

drops monacle

My word!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First of all, how dare you

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Second of all, how dare you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Third of all, dare how you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fourth of all, can you spare some?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Fifth of all, can you bring the marmite?

[–] brown567 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess that's one way to declare war with Britain...

[–] activ8r 4 points 1 year ago

We have already colonised OP's house and liberated his possessions for the British Museum.

[–] ZombiFrancis 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have had this precise meal many times in college. Luxurious, but not a succulent Chinese meal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This...is democracy manifest!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We (Aussies from Melbourne) tried to find decent Chinese food in England and gave up. Most of it was worse than Australian Chinese from the 1970's! The Indian and Turkish restaurants however, were amazing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Decent...but not succulent for sure!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS 13 points 1 year ago

Looks like one of the plastic cups they give to people is psychwards. Checks out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

looks absolutely delectable

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That's the gourmet version with all that stuff from the colonies.

[–] iterable 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heat up the tea add milk. Break up the crisps in a bowl with the tuna. Give a good mix add some olive oil. Season to liking and is just fine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pringles are from Belgium I think

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

A lot of people don't know this but manifest destiny also covers delicious, salty snacks from the rest of the world.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Technically correct, therefore, unquestionable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'd eat that! I love tuna!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

No, that's fish and crisps.