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[–] [email protected] 65 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Referring to another human being as "leftovers"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Cannibalism isn't OK.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES 56 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The whole premise of this joke is ridiculous. Leftovers are worth eating most of the time. Waste is fucking horrible. I can't stand people who throw food out instead of saving and eating it. I literally make food in advance sometimes to be eaten later.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

To add to that, leftovers should only exist when they're planned leftovers, otherwise a person should start evaluating their grocerie shopping habits

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I agree most of the time but, sometimes, you just cant. Leftover salad? No. Leftover mayo? no. leftover, already half eaten sea food? NoNo.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That’s not true. They don’t need to be single to be worth eating if you’re brave.

Also pizza and chinese

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I prefer pizza and Japanese

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

They're called Italians.

[–] JohnDClay 9 points 10 months ago

Seems like that would lead to a lot of food waste...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Forget MILFS. We got MILES.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Meals. I. Like. Eating. Still.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

O’Brien? Is that you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Spaghetti are awesome leftovers. (so are most pastas)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Spaghetti also goes great in single moms.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I give my leftovers to my volcarona

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Guys calm down, I think I get it. The joke is that spoiled misogynists do not get laid.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is this a sex joke, cannibal joke, or does someone literally love food prepared by single Moms?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sex joke. "Eating out" is just slang for cunnilingus.