Now she is in intensive care in the same hospital where doctors declared her death.

Doesn't sound reassuring.

It would be even stranger if she was found breathing in a coffin at someone else’s funeral.

"I'm not dead!"
"I'm sure she will be soon, she's very ill."

I'm guessing they just had an extremely weak pulse? I worry that hospitals will start cudgeling patients to make sure! Although I think I'd prefer that to waking up in a buried coffin...

Perhaps we should bring back safety coffins?

Well that sounds like a shitty experience for sure

Aren't bodies usually embalmed before funerals? In this case it's a good thing she wasn't, but usually it helps avoid the whole being buried alive problem.

For those who skip reading articles: This happened in Babahoyo, Ecuador. The woman was declared dead and immediately placed into a casket. The family arrives hours later to dress her in funeral attire and find her breathing.

Nightmare fuel!

Do they not embalm bodies?