World News

32341 readers

506 users here now

News from around the world!

Rules:

Please only post links to actual news sources, no tabloid sites, etc
No NSFW content
No hate speech, bigotry, propaganda, etc

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

'Dead' woman found breathing in coffin at own funeral (www.bbc.com)

submitted 1 year ago by JohnnyCanuck to c/[email protected]

14 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

"I'm not dead!"
"I'm sure she will be soon, she's very ill."

I'm guessing they just had an extremely weak pulse? I worry that hospitals will start cudgeling patients to make sure! Although I think I'd prefer that to waking up in a buried coffin...

Perhaps we should bring back safety coffins?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I’m just going to get a tv installed in mine

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I had thought that with Reddit going away, this week I will do some work for once. But after reading your post, I feel I should watch a bit of Monty Python and The Holy Grail again. This is a sign of Lemmy's success!