You know it's bad when you come from /c/all and think this is real before realizing this is the Onion. A bit offensive, really.
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I posted this in a thread, but I need to comment about the picture being the standard "porn orifice" thing. I'm not sure I understand it, but I also don't understand the red lipstick either. Both are part of it though.
No matter what, someone spent time picking that particular frame.
You never know when a photo like this will cum in handy.
I'll eat that onion!
... and probably her ass.
I'm pretty sure that's how you get new and horrifying diseases.
This one had to be printed and strategically placed in the congressional cloakrooms
I mean ... at least it'd be a tangible benefit to her constituents.
I dunno, I'd take a handy.
Good to mix it up with an old fashion every once in a while.
Look at that...it seems i'm a constituent today.
BREAKING: The least helpful person is there to give you a hand.
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NO SNAKES ATTACHED: Following Perseus's quest for a head, Medusa is FURIOUS about the lack of eye contact.