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License to kill -9
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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It should be "chmod, sudo chmod"
chmod; sudo chmod
That would've been smart
Smart. Maxwell Smart.
Smart. Real Smart.
"Chown'd, not stirred."
How would you stir permissions lol? Just randomize it?
5 points for the awk command.
10 points for a perl script.
;-)
circular shift
007 is a pretty ideal permission scheme for a spy, though: Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes.
Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes
I believe thats called the honey pot
(after) ...ah crap it's actually selinux....
SELINUX=disabled
First thing to do if you need a functioning server
Unless you're a security guy and get off on people not being able to do their jobs due to Access Denied
Recently, I learned of the concept of "Linux capabilities". And yeah, as much as I enjoy reading up on these things, the whole time I was thinking, if something's fucky with these capabilities, I'll never remember to check them...
Funfact: if you want to run for example HTTP server, you can run it with CAP_NET_BIND_SERVICE and no_new_priv.
Should've been Sean Connery and not Daniel Craig bond in the pic! Missed opportunity.
You can't do that...Connery would just mount and fsck everything that moved instead of fixing the system.
And need the extra CHMOD, JAMES CHMOD
Bad bad bad!
Does anyone actually know how to pronounce chmod?
Yep! It's pronounced "chmod"
Had it been Sean Connery in the picture as some had suggested, his pronunciation would've been:
"Shmod, Shamesh Shmod."
But as to how it's actually pronounced: No clue. Our server admins call it "See age mod" - but I'm not too sure they are the authority on pronouncing stuff right. :-P
Rhymes with "SCMODS" from Blues Brothers.
ssh still doesn't work. I'm out of ideas!