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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I hate raw tomatoes. Stewed, sun dried, baked, in a Pico, salsa, whatever, but can't eat then by themselves for some reason

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Have you tried adding salt? Not joking, a little salt on each bite is amazing on a fresh tomato

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago
  • something you can say about basically anything
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I still remember my first fresh tomato wedge with salt and fresh cracked pepper from a farmers market when I was a kid. It might be nostalgia but I haven't had a tomato that good since .

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Same here. And every time I say it someone pipes up with "well you just haven't had a good one." Well, I have had one that tomato-eaters say is really good. I've had it with salt, I've had it with pepper, I've even had it with sugar. It still tastes and feels like a tomato, and I don't like that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It's like how people tell me I'd like broccoli if it was covered in cheese. No, now you've just made a bunch of cheese taste like feces.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Now I know how the tomato eaters feel. For me, nothing beats a little lightly steamed broccoli with a little kosher salt.

But you don't have to eat it, and I'll never tell you "You've never had it done right" or "what about fresh picked broccoli" because I respect your opinion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's not my opinion, it's a fact that broccoli contains something that tastes like literal shit and makes me feel physically ill - even if I don't know it's there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Brassicas contain sulfur compounds that do, indeed, smell like shit. Just like how some folks insist cilantro tastes like soap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Cilantro tasting like soap is a genetic issue though, even if it can be overridden by repeated exposure to crushed cilantro.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's okay, I'll just take all the tomatos and broccoli you guys don't want.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'm glad you brought some balance to this thread. I fucking hate tomatoes, but I love broccoli so much.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I can understand. For me it's cucumber that I hate.

I have no problem with picked cucumber but fresh cucumber taste horrible for me.

I'm sure it's a delicious vegetable but it's not for me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah, if you don't like the tomato flavour of tomatoes, there's not a whole lot different varieties are going to do for you, or having them be vine ripened or freshly picked for that matter. Increasing the sugar content doesn't make them taste less like tomatoes, it just makes them taste like sweet tomatoes.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I'm the same way but I know exactly why. The goo like substance that the seeds come in makes me literally gag.

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[–] JohnDClay 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I can eat them very thin sliced but not raw otherwise for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I eat grape tomatoes like candy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

grape tomatoes should straight up not be classed together with big tomatoes, they taste so different and are used differently.

It's like calling plums and cherries the same thing just because they're the same species, they taste wildly differently and you will get stares if you shove a whole plum in your mouth and spit the core out..

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Try them sometimes with a bit of olive oil and salt!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Substitute MSG instead of salt if you really want to bring out the flavor! Add a slice of mozzarella to the mix, and a fresh basil leaf if you have it (not dried) and you've got yourself a tasty, healthy snack! (but please use real mozzarella, not that "low moisture partially skim" bullshit).

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

add some salt (and maybe oil)

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The fucks wrong with y'all ranking ketchup above tomatoes. This is why this country has to drive everywhere because you need added sugar for your fucking vegetables.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Fresh tomatoes are fucking awesome. Tomatoes don't keep for very long just sitting on your counter and they start tasting "icky" quite a bit of time before they go full-on bad and growing mold. Putting them in the refrigerator has almost no effect on how long they stay good. I haven't tried freezing them. I plan to try slicing them and freezing them because I like tomatoes but don't eat them quickly enough.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Everyone jokes about bananas going bad but at least they make it real obvious when they're about to turn.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Fresh tomatoes never last long enough around my house to worry about it.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Normal beefsteak tomatoes are watery and nearly flavorless. All the other forms of tomato here have concentrated the tomato flavors into something that doesn't just taste like tomato paste mixed into water. I generally only eat grape and cherry tomatoes raw because that actually taste good. Most other tomatoes are a chore to eat at best until cooked down in a sauce.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Roma aren't bad either, texturewise anyway. I generally us em for fresh salsa though. Grape and cherry for eating I agree are the best.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Yea, I use Roma for salsa and pasta sauce. I honestly have next to no use for most of the big tomato varieties. No one in my family will eat them. I've used them along with several other types of tomatoes for a sauce before and it turned out really good, but they were all homegrown in my mother in law's garden and I had Roma and even cherry tomatoes in there too. So not sure how fair a test that is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Grow your own tomatoes and they taste pretty good

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

My mother in law grows them along with other varieties. They are better, but I still prefer the smaller varieties for flavor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Here's a nice recipe for homemade tomato sauce: https://youtu.be/uURB-vo9rZ4?si=mt4r6lfsAVlK32m9

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel personally attacked.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Thank you, brave slayer of tomatoes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Tomato flavored sugar!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (5 children)

If you don't like tomatoes, you haven't had a good tomato.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tomatoes I've grown in the garden have almost always been superior in taste to whatever I could buy in the store

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

My kids in a nutshell

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Marinara is gross too though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
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