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The fucks wrong with y'all ranking ketchup above tomatoes. This is why this country has to drive everywhere because you need added sugar for your fucking vegetables.
Fresh tomatoes are fucking awesome. Tomatoes don't keep for very long just sitting on your counter and they start tasting "icky" quite a bit of time before they go full-on bad and growing mold. Putting them in the refrigerator has almost no effect on how long they stay good. I haven't tried freezing them. I plan to try slicing them and freezing them because I like tomatoes but don't eat them quickly enough.
Everyone jokes about bananas going bad but at least they make it real obvious when they're about to turn.
Fresh tomatoes never last long enough around my house to worry about it.
Ketchup is an overly sweet vinegary mess that does not belong on anything consumable. Real peop know that mustard is where it's at. Don't even get me started on fucking mayonnaise.
Yellow mustard is an abomination.
Some people have never had proper fresh vine ripe tomatoes. Those flavorless seed blobs you get from the grocery store are only good for slicing onto bad burgers and putting in iceberg lettuce salads you bring to a potluck with people you hate.
Based.