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[–] [email protected] 102 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I used to (and sometimes still do) use the mouse cursor rather than my finger

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I don't remember the last time I saw a big ol' loading bar, honestly. Maybe a small one in steam?

SSDs have made it a rarity for me.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Downloads. SSD doesn't help much there.

[–] aBundleOfFerrets 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But then you get a download rate and watching the bar is pointless

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I've had ones that don't show a rate, and it's maddening. Usually something like downloading an MMO through a launcher.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Brew and yum and apt do this in ascii.

EDIT I don’t know about Pacman. I don’t use arch.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

You obviously don’t work in IT.

[–] PsychedSy 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

OS install. Even then, it's not much of a chance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

And windows just displays a %age. Linux of course depends on the distro

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I literally used this method while stuck in the Ticketmaster queue for Taylor Swift tickets.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nothing meaningful to say, just wanted to post a nostalgic loading bar.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That was my second guess.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The meme leaves out the part where the progress bar starts over again, completes, starts over, completes, repeating ad nauseam, rendering the progress bar element completely devoid of meaningful information.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Or worse yet, a spinner like windows updates

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

But that model is filled with exactly the information the comic guy is looking for. Things are still running

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

And the spinning diamond ring of death

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is a joke: Fun thing: players don’t trust a smooth loading bar. The stutters and pauses show you that the load is ‘biting’. I’ve worked on games where we artificially faked it.

Article: the above is not a joke

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I once worked on an infrastructure-critical financial application, that was super time sensitive as in, when the user clicked "calculate", it was critical the they got the results back ASAP.

We worked really hard to ensure that the app would work 100% of the time, as well as that the underlying infrastructure would leave plenty of headroom to be able to a ridiculous amount of queries at once, and still return the correct result in less than 100 ms 95% of the time.

Then, we were asked to artificially insert a 3-5 second sleep function, because focus groups revealed that people had a hard time trusting results that appeared faster than that...

Although, later on, we discovered that, instead of doing the calculations all at once, we could show the user the intermediary results as he was typing in the information. Then when he had typed in the last number, the fact that the result was already on screen would be less jarring, not to mention he could double check the math as he went along.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I obsessively pick words above/under the bar to compare against.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I used to put the nose over and walk away. Nowadays I take a screenshot Ctrl+win+s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I’m a remap the print screen button man myself

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Second row has left hand, but third row has right hand. Don't know why I noticed that, but I did.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Way to go, dude. Way to freaking go.
We used to trust you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

His hand is flipped, with the nail towards the screen, because he is an inhuman degenerate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

But... He doesn't even have hands!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Chances are you're a lefty

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I used to do this a lot as a kid

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I still do, but I used to, too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I just use the mouse cursor now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I used a cursor to know if it's moving. 😅

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Its an older meme, but it checks out.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

It's still useful just to make sure it didn't freeze.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What other lies have we been fed?!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The second player controller isn't actually connected to anything.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Good luck fighting Psych Mantis.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If it makes you feel any better the reason is that building a loading bar that matches your intuition is a superhuman task. It's much much easier to simply fake it and the program will finish whenever it finishes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Poor guy is still loading today.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

don't pick up the phone or the robots will scream at you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] Varyk 2 points 11 months ago

Hahaha, I haven't seen this meme before but I did this yesterday.