this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2023
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[–] sentient_loom 97 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Beef Stroganoff has invaded Poland.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sir, a second beef stronagov has hit the world trade center.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Beef Stroganoff has won the FIFA World Cup

[–] [email protected] 85 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Notify me when they invent Beef Stroganon

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I get the original joke, but I also couldn't help but read it as "Beef Stro-Ganon" and imagining what that Zelda boss fight would look like.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Breath of the Wild introduced cooking, with the amount of magic involved in that world it's only a matter of time before it goes wrong.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've tried this play on words with like 5 different people and it never gets a rise out of anyone. People have turned into unfeeling automatons.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure they weren’t automatoffs?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah, it's probably your delivery.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago

At first I thought the meme was that "Daily" was checked.

"New reporting in... beef stroganoff remains the same as yesterday. Still delicious."

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only daily? I want hourly updates about beef stroganoff, dammit!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for subscribing to Beef Stroganoff Facts!

Did you know that beef stroganoff is named after one of the members of the influential Stroganov family? A legend attributes its invention to French chefs working for the family, but several researchers point out that the recipe is a refined version of older Russian dishes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Thank you for being a valued Beef Stroganoff Facts subscriber!

Did you know that after the fall of Tsarist Russia, the recipe was popularly served in the hotels and restaurants of China before the start of World War II? Russian and Chinese immigrants, as well as US servicemen stationed in pre-Communist China, brought several variants of the dish to the United States, which may account for its popularity during the 1950s. It came to Hong Kong in the late fifties, with Russian restaurants and hotels serving the dish with rice but not sour cream.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Scientists invent Double Beef Stroganoff. More on this story at 11.

[–] sentient_loom 6 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's always fun getting paid by Google for not being a parent to a child in my household.

Is funny how often they ask.

They seem to check if I'm still married each month as well. Easy money.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How much do you earn from this stuff?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

About $0.10 - $0.15 each time they ask.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've already sold my soul to them - might as well get paid for it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Keep in mind that if they can afford to give you that much, it must be worth more than that to whoever they are selling it to

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd be a little worried about what my spouse was googling if Google kept wondering if I'd been divorced yet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Google: Hey, how's it going with Samantha, you guys good?

Me: Great, why do you ask?

Google, nervously: Ah, no reason bro. Just checking. You guys are so great for each other btw.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Apparently Brazilians make a variation of beef stroganoff that uses ketchup. If I had been signed up for these alerts I could have done something to stop that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I don't really like ketchup, but as a Brazilian I'm happy you did nothing to stop us. Our Stroganoff is amazing

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah, so this is where the memes come from. I was wondering why there were so many in my morning feed XD

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

she strogan me off til I beef

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Jan Misali's 2022 Toki Pona language cover of the Symphogear "Beef Stroganoff" song is nearing its 40,000th view on YouTube. Whether this entertaining deconstruction of a beef Stroganoff recipe will reach this milestone of popularity this year or next remains to be seen. "Moku Sutolokanopu" is the most popular song about beef Stroganoff of the 2020s thus far, and the most popular song about beef Stroganoff in the Toki Pona language of all time.

That concludes this year's big Stroganews. Thank you for your attention.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

The hero we need.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

BEHOLD!

Beef Stroganoff II!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Beef boogaloo

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I need real-time updates on my beef stroganoff

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Beef Stroganoff has stolen your girl

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Define "something big", mr google.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is your safe search enabled?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No, mr google. Please define "something big"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

What do you call a cow when it's masturbating?

Beef strokin' off.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

She beefing on my stroga until i noff

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Beefjob tutorial please

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Beef Stroganoff wins the 2023 Ballon d'Or, mystifying football fans and chefs alike

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