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[-] [email protected] 108 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sometimes, when I’m deep in thought I forget to turn on music in the car. My partner is convinced that i do it on purpose to piss them off. Really, my brain just sucks at multitasking.

So, I’d probably ride there in silence, but only because I forgot to turn on the music.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Sometimes I can't be bothered.

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[-] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago

Pedal to the metal and no distractions. Only the silent rage.

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[-] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think it would depend on how confident I am that I'd be able to beat the kidnappers.

If it's like inept comedy movie kidnappers and I feel like I'm on my way to deliver an ass kicking, then yes I'd play pump-up music.

If it's scary KGB/ISIS kidnappers and I'm probably on my way to perform a well-intentioned yet ultimately futile gesture where I'll likely get killed before I even get through the door, then probably no tunes for that one.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Who is your wife that she got kidnapped by comedy movie kidnappers?

Edit: sorry for the roast

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Channing Tatum in a really nice wig. Op is played by Jonah Hill.

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[-] Shah_of_Iran 49 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Always an upvote for Doom OST

[-] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler. Crank that shit cause I'm the hero tonight!

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Put on some eurobeat and get there in 15 minutes

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Obviously I listen to music. Without listening to the DOOMSLAYER track, how do i do what I am about to do?

[-] Sabre363 25 points 10 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Absolutely. I'm listening to Sabaton and driving at 80 mph

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

I enjoyed the use of present tense in your comment

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

*Spends 30 minutes trying to find a song*
What? I don't do good under pressure. Oh, maybe Under Pressure... hmm... nah... I mean it's good, but thematically isn't matching 100%.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

No. My single minded attention would only register it as noise

[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

This is the only correct answer here. If you wouldn't have posted it I would have.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins would be my vibe I guess

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[-] thelsim 13 points 10 months ago

Ohhh… The Girl From Ipanema, Nat King Cole version.
Perfect for a warm summer night’s drive. Not sure about the other 27 minutes though.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Night Call - Kavinsky

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

That's a long drive. I'll have to put on an audiobook.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

yes and I'd probably still sit in the driveway for a few min figuring out what I want to put on

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

scrolling idly on the phone

"What are you doing? We have your wife motherfucker!"

"Oh, just trying to figure out what music to kill you to"

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Gotta be cannibal corpse, right?

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Im driving there with my skateboard listening fleetwood mac without nagging..

[-] Immersive_Matthew 10 points 9 months ago

For sure turning it off so I can give all my attention to driving and getting there fast plus not having an accident and never getting there.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

One way or another by Blondie

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I'd call the police first.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Why? Does your local PD have really good music taste or something?

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I would just get NPR on, at the risk of hearing a really interesting segment of Radio Lab and having a driveway moment and sitting through the conclusion right as I get to the location.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Tiny Tim - Livin in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

DOOM 2016 soundtrack. The entire thing

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

They'll probably kill her because I can't decide on a song for that situation

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Fortunate Son

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Caramelldansen would be blaring as I pull up.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I'm a barbie girl immediately preceded by the Doom soundtrack (rip and tear)

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I'd listen to this absolute banger to get in the mood.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Team America theme

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Nero - Doomsday

Has some "me against the world" vibes to it. Also, it's hard as fuck. Perfect kidnapper beatdown music.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse. Y'know, to set the mood for the beatings to come.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Tune the radio to NPR and hope Wait Wait Don't Tell Me is on.

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