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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Lol my set up is a 22" 1080p on the left for basic web viewing, 28" 1440p center for games, and a 32" 1080p on the right for videos/twitch while I'm playing games

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once I got a widescreen monitor, I finally ditched the rest and only use my laptop as the extra screen. So lawful neutral but set up like lawful evil but lower.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

^So, ^more ^like: lawful evil

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Chaotic neutral except i have a vertical one on each side like a big H. I do a lot of document writing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A neat trick I learned recently. The vertical /smaller/secondary monitor should go on different sides for different people. Hold a finger close to your face and close one eye and then the other. Whichever eye more closely matches the both-eye image is your dominant eye and is where your secondary monitor should go.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chaotic good. I got an older smaller 720p monitor as second. Hey if it works.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Same. And I fixed the 720p with a resistor kit a few years ago when it fritzed out. Some terminal fonts look great on those chunky pixels.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a chaotic neutral setup for work.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey my old monitor setup isn't here.

Main display is normal with a laptop underneath, a vertical display to the left with a laptop display on the bottom under the first monitor

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

that's off to the lower-right. psychotic-evil.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So, would using a monitor and a phone screen be lawful neutral too? Because that's what I usually do if I need to look up things for whatever I'm doing and don't want to boot up my desktop web browser.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

All of these are good and sometimes necessary except the bottom-right.

[–] cesium 2 points 1 year ago

Lawful evil, but with ultrawide monitors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm neutral impoverished.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What if I use a 48 inch OLED TV as a monitor?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic Neutral, if you align the secondary monitor right Everything Works™

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True neutral right now, but since I'm already here, does anyone know if curved monitor is viable as a secondary display? I already have the monitor around, but since it's not rotatable I can't really try this setup for myself.

It'd be 27' 1440p flat horizontally (main) and 24' 1080p curved vertically next to it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was Lawful Neutral, but gave my monitors to my wife in exchange for a better single monitor. Nothing special, just a 27" Samsung w/ a high refresh rate and richer blacks that I found difficult to achieve with my old monitors. I found that I rarely (if ever) used both of them. Only while looking up information in MMOs like Classic WoW, but I play those so seldom these days that I'm getting a lot out of a single.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm lawful neutral but I never look at my laptop screen when it's hooked up to the external monitor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I guess I'm neutral evil? I call shenanigans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Chaotic Neutral. Sounds about right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral converted to true neutral when my 2nd one broke then I realized I didn't miss it much

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm in between chaotic neutral and neutral evil I guess.

2 portrait displays with a landscape display in the middle. Teams on the left, Outlook on the right, main content in the middle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey! Same-setup-high-five! (only without all the microsoft, but i'm not kink-shaming.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Awww yis. high five

I can't help but like the way it treats me like it doesn't care. So coy.

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