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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So, Lawful Neutral is just broke? Hunh... (Counts on fingers: druids, monks, cloistered scholars...) Yeah, that tracks.

Also, ofc I'm Chaotic Neutral. Pfft. I blame Elite Dangerous, as I was once Neutral Good, but then discovered what the game was like on an Index, and then there was no reason for the monitors to start that way anymore. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] cesium 2 points 2 years ago

Lawful evil, but with ultrawide monitors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic good looking to become chaotic gooder with a third misshapen monitor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Chaotic good. I got an older smaller 720p monitor as second. Hey if it works.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Lol my set up is a 22" 1080p on the left for basic web viewing, 28" 1440p center for games, and a 32" 1080p on the right for videos/twitch while I'm playing games

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Chaotic neutral except i have a vertical one on each side like a big H. I do a lot of document writing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral - Laptop + larger monitor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A neat trick I learned recently. The vertical /smaller/secondary monitor should go on different sides for different people. Hold a finger close to your face and close one eye and then the other. Whichever eye more closely matches the both-eye image is your dominant eye and is where your secondary monitor should go.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey my old monitor setup isn't here.

Main display is normal with a laptop underneath, a vertical display to the left with a laptop display on the bottom under the first monitor

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

that's off to the lower-right. psychotic-evil.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic Evil is that stupid hacking computer in Swordfish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I think the closest is chaotic good although I have three monitors, two smaller ones on each side and a bigger one in the center so kinda lawful good too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Lawful Good, but they're all different sizes. So.. Chaotic Good? Chaotic Evil? Who knows.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The wallpaper

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This just seems random, but then I remember the 24 bad guys in Evil CTU using vertical monitors, so maybe there’s something in it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Used to be a chaotic neutral, but realised that a full screen video doesn't work well with a display in portrait orientation (and even if I have a laptop below, it's too small). Neutral good right now with two 27"s; might add a 34" later on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm in between chaotic neutral and neutral evil I guess.

2 portrait displays with a landscape display in the middle. Teams on the left, Outlook on the right, main content in the middle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey! Same-setup-high-five! (only without all the microsoft, but i'm not kink-shaming.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Awww yis. high five

I can't help but like the way it treats me like it doesn't care. So coy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral converted to true neutral when my 2nd one broke then I realized I didn't miss it much

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I guess I'm neutral evil? I call shenanigans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Lawfull good but got the laptop screen in the middle below

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I have a second monitor at the upper left of my primary one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Ex Lawful Evil, and If J had a secondary screen again I would to the same!

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