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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I'm at true neutral.

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[-] [email protected] 109 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Chaotic good here. They have different DPI too so you're never quite sure where your mouse is going to end up.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago

OK, calm down Satan....

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

You can use a software called LittleBigMouse to make this better. It's really nice in my experience with 2 1080p screens and one 4k. All roughly the same size

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I spend hours aligning their bottoms and virtual position so now my three screens transfer the mouse exactly in their vertical middle.

I also use a tiling WM with tons of workspaces and if I switch workspaces my mouse gets reseted into the middle of the workspace anyway.

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[-] [email protected] 91 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

I feel like all in the chaotic column should have at least one diagonal monitor.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Hell, probably.

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Imagine having to manually adjust your tint setting. NTSC, man. Literally shaking in my SMH.

This message brought to you by PAL gang and team SECAM.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago
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[-] Bdaman 52 points 10 months ago

I present you with my masterpiece

[-] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

Looking at your picture makes my neck hurt.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

It doesn't bother you looking up or are you a giraffe ?🦒

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago

Chaotic evil here. No regrets.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Stock exchange broker's home setup.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

So jealous of the foot heater.

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

Am I the only chaotic neutral here? I code on the right and do everything else on the left.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I'm chaotic neutral but with a third monitor on the left.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Nope. I'm a new convert and I love it. Laptop monitor to the left of the big landscape for random screens. It's fantastic

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

"Chaotic Good"

aka "I got this monitor for free from someone else"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I feel attacked, the pc came with a 4:3 monitor for you information... the bigger one was a the gift

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

what about having a tv across the room as a second monitor?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

If you only use the TV to watch media, you're lawful neutral. If you use it for gaming or anything else, you're chaotic good.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

It's still going to be better than screen on budget laptops. I am convinced my laptop's screen is 30Hz and it surely wasn't manufactured to produce colors.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Ummmm... how about 2 vertical monitors above each other?

That's how I got this long ass screenshot, for example:

I don't know how else to do that, so I fixed it with hardware ʘ‿ʘ

But otherwise, true neutral.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Ultrawide flipped vertical?

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Hard disagree. More monitors is morally better.

Vertical monitors are good for code, too.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

One monitor isn't true neutral. It's broke-ass bitch. That's me. I'm a broke-ass bitch.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If you don't care about them matching, thrift stores can have some really good deals.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

It's not how I would want to be all the time, but Chaotic Neutral is really great for reviewing documents in a PDF.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

How about only a laptop monitor?

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What about using Android Tab or Phones as second monitor?

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Lawful Good here. Flight Simulator in 3x 32” 4k

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

So Chaotic Evil just gets way more screen real estate than everybody else?

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

Not a programmer though, I make videos

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Love my lawful evil setup, works great!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I'm Chaotic Neutral (although my vertical monitor is on the left). It was an experiment that stuck because I like being able to read more lines of code at once.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Lawful neutral at home and Chaotic neutral at work

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I'm pretty much chaotic evil, with a laptop.

One thing I will say: anyone who has a single window spanned across multiple monitors needs battering. "Oh, yah, I fookin' love 'aving un two-centimeter black bar in middul of me Word doccumant". Unhinged sociopaths, all of them.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
  • 50% of web developers: Chaotic Neutral
  • Salespeople: Lawful Neutral
  • Programmers (and the other 50% of web developers): Unaligned, we know how to use shortcuts.
[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I know it's been out for years but I don't understand anything about this meme format. Reminds me of mbti bullshit

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Chaotic good, one 32" 2560×1440 display, one old 19" 1280×1024 display (mainly used for referencing docs, for a debugger, or watching a VTuber or a conference presentation).

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