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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Chaotic good but smaller monitor is on the left, only because I had one shitty monitor I got on sale right out of high school and eventually bought a much nicer but slightly smaller one later.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

waiting for the "they're all evil" because using windows

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I suppose I'm technically true neutral since I have a vertical monitor on one side and my laptop on the other.

[–] CookieJarObserver 3 points 1 year ago

Lawful Neutral + Chaotic Evil...

I have so many screens...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lawful neutral, though my laptop is up on a stand to bring it to the height of the monitor, so maybe chaotic good?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Neutral good for personal. Lawful good for work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I’m pretty sure I’m Chaotic Evil with 2x 1920x1200, 2x 1024x1200, a 1920x1080 and one 1366x768 but I don’t run any vertical anymore, so maybe not?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I guess I'm chaotic neutral. I've never had enough money to buy two of the same monitor. All of my stuff is stuff I got either for free from school or for extremely cheap.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Gaming setup is true neutral Work from home setup is lawful neutral Office setup is chaotic evil

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What about square screens?

inb4 chaotic neckpain

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

At work I have chaotic neutral but I slot my laptop underneath the landscape screen so it fits snugly in the corner.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So if you have a monitor hooked up to a desktop on the left, and a separate laptop running a different OS on the right, is it lawful neutral or true neutral x 2?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm at Chaotic Neutral, but my sim racing rig is Lawful Evil, so combined I guess it becomes Chaotic Evil.

And I love it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic Evil is that stupid hacking computer in Swordfish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think the closest is chaotic good although I have three monitors, two smaller ones on each side and a bigger one in the center so kinda lawful good too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Somewhere between chaotic neutral & chaotic evil here.

One of a pair as portrait, the other as landscape; laptop left-aligned with landscape & base-aligned with portrait for an appropriately unholy trio.

I also use workspaces and screen sessions for maximal WTFery.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm both chaotic good and lawful neutral, depending if it's for my job or not. I suppose that's a fair assessment of the difference between my professional character and home character.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We have neutral evil at my work and it sometimes hurts my soul.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We have neutral evil at my work

..why?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So, Lawful Neutral is just broke? Hunh... (Counts on fingers: druids, monks, cloistered scholars...) Yeah, that tracks.

Also, ofc I'm Chaotic Neutral. Pfft. I blame Elite Dangerous, as I was once Neutral Good, but then discovered what the game was like on an Index, and then there was no reason for the monitors to start that way anymore. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral - Laptop + larger monitor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

CN for those scanned PDFs. What am I gonna do, zoom in like some kind of animal?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a combination of neutral good and lawful neutral. 2 identical monitors + laptop.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What makes a person turn neutral-neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic good looking to become chaotic gooder with a third misshapen monitor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lawful Good, but they're all different sizes. So.. Chaotic Good? Chaotic Evil? Who knows.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I've been neutral good, chaotic good and chaotic neutral in the past and am now lawful evil. No idea what that is supposed to mean though xD

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