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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Due to a mistake I made, I'm chaotic good instead of neutral good. Current set-up is a 27" 1080p HDMI on the left, and 24" 1080p VGA on the right. Not too much in a hurry to replace my smaller monitor though, I need to upgrade my graphics card first to allow for a HDMI-HDMI configuration at least.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral isn't that bad when you're doing programming since the extra vertical space is really convenient.

I've been lawful neutral ever since the pandemic forced work from home.

[–] funkless_eck 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm on the third Z axis of this chart

two screens same size to the front, laptop on a riser to my left, at a right angle, third, smaller screen to the left of that connected to a second laptop

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

waiting for the "they're all evil" because using windows

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutrals wya?! Especially when I was using a Mac for work with ShiftIt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Lawful Evil at work Neutral Good at home Shockingly accurate about more than just the monitors!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My setup isn't featured, but it's basically neutral good with the laptop below it in the middle.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I guess I'm chaotic neutral. I've never had enough money to buy two of the same monitor. All of my stuff is stuff I got either for free from school or for extremely cheap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

So if you have a monitor hooked up to a desktop on the left, and a separate laptop running a different OS on the right, is it lawful neutral or true neutral x 2?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a combination of neutral good and lawful neutral. 2 identical monitors + laptop.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What about square screens?

inb4 chaotic neckpain

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What if I use a 48 inch OLED TV as a monitor?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

All of these are good and sometimes necessary except the bottom-right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

So, would using a monitor and a phone screen be lawful neutral too? Because that's what I usually do if I need to look up things for whatever I'm doing and don't want to boot up my desktop web browser.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic Neutral, if you align the secondary monitor right Everything Works™

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I've been neutral good, chaotic good and chaotic neutral in the past and am now lawful evil. No idea what that is supposed to mean though xD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

CN for those scanned PDFs. What am I gonna do, zoom in like some kind of animal?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm at Chaotic Neutral, but my sim racing rig is Lawful Evil, so combined I guess it becomes Chaotic Evil.

And I love it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

At work I have chaotic neutral but I slot my laptop underneath the landscape screen so it fits snugly in the corner.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm both chaotic good and lawful neutral, depending if it's for my job or not. I suppose that's a fair assessment of the difference between my professional character and home character.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We have neutral evil at my work and it sometimes hurts my soul.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We have neutral evil at my work

..why?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a chaotic neutral setup for work.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Somewhere between chaotic neutral & chaotic evil here.

One of a pair as portrait, the other as landscape; laptop left-aligned with landscape & base-aligned with portrait for an appropriately unholy trio.

I also use workspaces and screen sessions for maximal WTFery.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm neutral impoverished.

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