Programmer Humor

• 50% of web developers: Chaotic Neutral
• Salespeople: Lawful Neutral
• Programmers (and the other 50% of web developers): Unaligned, we know how to use shortcuts.

Chaotic good, one 32" 2560×1440 display, one old 19" 1280×1024 display (mainly used for referencing docs, for a debugger, or watching a VTuber or a conference presentation).

I’ve got a sideways monitor, a rightway monitor and a laptop all scrunched together, what does that make me?

I think they're all evil with those skulls on the screen.

What about those who eschew multi monitor setups in favour of an ultrawide?

I'm lawful neutral monitorally but ideologically chaotic neutral. This and that then.

Lawful good at home.

Laptop and two horizontal monitors at work. Is that lawful neutral good or neutral good lawful?

Personally, I think it's probably neutral awful - one is HDMI and the other is VGA.

You forgot just laptop and my other screens are just pretty pictures. Covid really changed how I work hahaha

The "tie fighter" setup of vertical, horizontal, vertical, gives me nausea

Chaotic evil baby. I need somewhere to read long documents, manga, man pages and configs.

I guess I'm LE. Its the only way my monitors would fit in my space :(

I'm a reverse Lawful Neutral; laptop on the left, monitor on the right.

Before that I had a 16:9 monitor on the left and a 4:3 monitor on the right. That doesn't seem to be in the chart anywhere.

Seriously, someone needs to start making high-quality 4:3 monitors again. Sure, they're not great for movies and modern video games, but they're great for reading.

Why is it neutral evil to have a monitor without a face?

Chaotic good. I refuse to get rid of the little one. My electronics only leave me when they're fubar.

I use a 42" 4K monitor. Same working area as 4 x 21" 1920x1080 screens but more flexible. Been doing so for ~10 years. When my old 39" 4K monitor broke I used 2 x 24 inch monitors + laptop screen for a while but I ended up buying another big monitor instead, it's just so convenient.

Chaotic good but I REALLY vibe with that chaotic evil

waiting for the "they're all evil" because using windows

Lawful Neutral + Chaotic Evil...

I have so many screens...

Chaotic neutral isn't that bad when you're doing programming since the extra vertical space is really convenient.

I've been lawful neutral ever since the pandemic forced work from home.

Chaotic neutral vibin with stream on the right and game on front

I'm on the third Z axis of this chart

two screens same size to the front, laptop on a riser to my left, at a right angle, third, smaller screen to the left of that connected to a second laptop

I’m pretty sure I’m Chaotic Evil with 2x 1920x1200, 2x 1024x1200, a 1920x1080 and one 1366x768 but I don’t run any vertical anymore, so maybe not?

Neutral good for personal. Lawful good for work.

Chaotic good but smaller monitor is on the left, only because I had one shitty monitor I got on sale right out of high school and eventually bought a much nicer but slightly smaller one later.

I suppose I'm technically true neutral since I have a vertical monitor on one side and my laptop on the other.

Lawful neutral, though my laptop is up on a stand to bring it to the height of the monitor, so maybe chaotic good?