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[–] [email protected] 92 points 11 months ago (4 children)

This is too perfectly cringe for this to be real, right? Right?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah shit like this happens to women all the time on discord too according to my brother

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (4 children)

How you bro knows this ? Either he sends them, or he pretends to be a woman.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

A little from both columns.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or he is friends with a woman.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Believe it or not he's friends with multiple women who use Discord.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a woman I can confirm that this is sadly all too plausible.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a woman

sup, wanna hang out, don't want cooties (eww), unless?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You smooth devil, consider me seduced.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey I saw your response on a Lemmy post which is like really cool that you are a girl and use Lemmy. Can you send bobs and vagene?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Here's my favourite Bob with a kitty cat, I think that's what you mean?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Awww what a cute bob!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Oh, you sweet summer child…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That message gave me cooties!

[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This kid is one failed RuneScape relationship away from wearing a fedora and blaming women for global warming

[–] MelastSB 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Women are hot, the world is warming, what else do you need?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I knew it. The problem is that women aren't cool.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago

"Hey do you want to go on a date"

"No"

"Fuck you bitch you're ugly anyway"

My friend actually bragged about having this interaction. We all mocked him and I think he is more polite in rejection now.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago

Whatever happened to a good ol fashioned 'bobs and vagene'. Kids these days.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I don't think there's a universe where this guy had a shot doing this, but each attempt at irony and self-effacing deprication makes it worse

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

*deprecation

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

This is so horrible that I am tempted to use it as copypasta and actually sending it to people

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

fun fact: jerry once claimed to be autistic, then when everyone called him out and told him no, he wasn't, he recanted his statement.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Dude has a 12 foot long calendar on his wall with all 365 days on it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I'd give him an A.. for effort. 👍

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I don't know if I should cry or be mad