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You are buried in a coffin 6ft deep, with no light or cell phone. There is only a small tube connected to the coffin from outside that allows you to breathe (edit: you can breathe with no difficulty). After 48 hours, you are dug up and given 1 million dollars. Do you do it?

Edit: No food and water, no diaper, and no contact with the outside world. Once buried, they leave for 48hr and come back to dig you up. The coffin is only wide enough for you to lay on your back (no rolling around), and the inside is wood and not particularly comfortable. The only items you're allowed to bring with you are life sustaining medication (e.g. an asthma inhaler). No knocking yourself out with pills or anxiety meds. The money is a briefcase full of cash.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Are you forced to eat only asparagus as your last meal before going in?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it was generally safe, maybe yes. E.g. could they get me out of there quick enough if I had some medical emergency?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You guys are getting paid for this?

I just needed a place to crash.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Sounds good to me. I'll have friends and family watch from the outside so I'll be confident it isn't some kind of ruse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

People who are saying no to this cuddos to you having it good. 48 hours of misery discomfort and I’ll be able to get ahead by a lot and make my life a bit better

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I think this is a pretty good pitch for a twitch stream, you just need a way to record live footage of the poor person in the coffin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

As long as I have enough oxygen and food.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If it was done at that moment, no. BUT if I KNEW that in advance, I’d could prep myself for that ( and even if I had doubts there’s a MILLION reasons to go thru with it) and some old school perseverance will win the day

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Bury me with my phone or a laptop and I'll do a month

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah. I could kill a weekend and earn money.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

can I bring a pillow? I'd love 48 hours with no disturbances to catch up on my sleep.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure that would mess me up mentally for life. So probably not.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Nice try. I’d like a restraining order now, and stay within my line of sight please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I would try it and see how I do for that much.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Can I do it again later if I need another million?

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