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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm probably just bad at agile but I usually prefer if QA sends a quick message about a bug first to make sure it's actually a bug and they're not just misunderstanding a story.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

That seems perfectly reasonable.

What comes to mind when I see this meme is more along the lines of CS DMing devs directly with customer issues and expecting us to magically come up with a solution to something with minimal information given.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I love those because they close so quickly. Everyone get X bugs per sprint, and I closed on in 30 minutes. One less thing to do this sprint.

[–] sedawk 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or it's because every time they make a ticket it's so messy it can't be understood.

Of course the grizzly way to respond back is to reassign it back to the QA and demand clarity and reproduction of the issue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That ain't very grizzly. We have a "need more info" column in our support trello and nobody has a problem with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You'd be surprised at how many folks take it personally...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jira plugin FTW.

Right click their message - create a ticket from this message.

[–] sedawk 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And then assign it back to them requesting they specify all the details so it can be groomed in the next scrum (hahah)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And then you close the ticket and mark it as wont do because they dont know what they want and the details dont help

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

for OSS projects, it's "ping the dev on Discord"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I recently came across an early access game with no bug tracker where the expected way to report bugs was to leave a message in a discord channel. 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whats a better way? Maybe some in game messaging system?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Literally any actual bug tracker.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I thought this was supposed to be funny, not a headache-inducing reminder of real life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

For me instead of slack it’s the emails.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly that just shows bug report templates/rules are too hard for most users.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Folks want to offboard their issue somewhere with minimal effort. It's much easier to do that in free text in an app you're already in than to submit a form where you have to categorize your issue on a website you'd have to pull it.

You're right to say it's friction making people step outside the preferred path.

People are lazy.

[–] shift_four 1 points 1 year ago

It's not just that. There's the feeling (deserved or not) that an issue is more likely to be fixed if you tell a person about it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

How about no

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And usually it's your boss doing that so it's not like you can just ignore it till they file a ticket.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

As a boss, if it's not important enough for me to take the time to make a ticket, I'm not gonna get that mad at the pushback. But then, I'm in a small company so if it is important my response might be "I have another 7 hours of meetings ahead of me, could you pivot to getting replication and add a ticket, and then assign it to yourself?"

[–] Difficult_Bit_1339 1 points 1 year ago

Steps to reproduce: Click the thing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Don't forget bug reports that come in via email and Teams calls!