Nothing shitty about this post, it's just stone cold facts.
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2023
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These facts are as hard and unwelcoming as his receivers' hands.
Guess the dude finally regressed to the mean.
Who could have predicted this!?
Oh fuck yes are we doing that here too? Let me get my stats book….
Haha. Mahomes actually played a pretty good game. The biggest issue was that there were quite a few dropped passes by his WRs, one of which resulted in a pick-6. While playing without their No.2 and No.3 best players, Chiefs only lost by 1 point. Not great, but not bad.
Yeah he actually played well. But at the same time, I'm a Broncos fan, so fuck him!
Well get ready..... cause that man's gonna hand you two more Ls this year.
And you deserve this. I've been a Chiefs fan since the 90s. I watched John Elway and Peyton Manning smash us year after year. It's your turn!
Nah man, you're 15-0 against us since Peyton left. I think it's no longer our turn.
But yeah... you're probably gonna kick our asses again.
Funny thing is.... I actually like Broncos fans. You guys had one of the best subs on that other site. I kind of miss the rivalry.
But nah.... I need like 20-0 before I'm good. I watched you all win 3 Superbowls AND take Neil Smith! Everybody hates the Raiders, but the raiders have had one good year since I've been a fan. The Broncos though? You guys used to always kick our asses.
As a new (2016 convert) Chiefs fan, I will not settle for anything less than MaHomes career remaining undefeated against the Broncos.
And nobody better touch that monkey paw…
LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!
Lol why would you curse Mahomes like that? That's just begging for him to break his leg or something.
I'm from DC, so I'm technically a Commanders fan, but the Chiefs have been a lot more fun to root for the past few years. That said, I'm cautiously optimistic about the Commanders maybe getting into the playoffs this year.
I'm a huge Bengals fan, and Mahomes knocked us out last year, but watching that dude play football is like watching an artist paint. He's so damn fun to watch
Chiefs fan - I wish my wife looked at me the way she looks at Joe Burrow. ❤️
Good luck this year - I love the Bengals fans from the old site. Chiefs v Bengals were some of the best games to watch!
As a Chiefs fan, I would like to formally thank you for taking Eric Bienenmy off our hands!
You're welcome! I think he's a huge upgrade for the Commanders offense
This is hilarious, but also, I have Mahomes in fantasy, so part of me is sad
Mahomes looks like someone grabbed his nuggies.
That game may get Chris Jones paid.
Can he play wide receiver?
If the season ended today KC would have the number one draft pick. Mahomes sucks! /s
The friend who drafted him out from under me isn't laughing quite so loud now!
Jared Goff, best QB in the NFC.
Scrub.
Is the picture shopped a little or is that really what helmets look like these days? Imagine the shape of his head if that weren't all padding.
Clearly you have never seen the Manning brothers without their helmets on
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