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[–] Aurenkin 199 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Damn, this meme has some weight to it

[–] [email protected] 74 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 141 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Everyone always asks what is gravity.

No one ever asks how is gravity.

Poor gravity, always helping us keep our shit together but no one ever truly understands the weight on gravities shoulder.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Excuse me, but I don't see why I should have sympathy with the boot on our necks keeping us all down. Just imagine the freedom we would have if we weren't weight down by this oppression!

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Perfect use of this format. "I don't know" is the foundation of wisdom. See: reddit where too many think they know.

[–] zalgotext 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

See: ~~reddit~~ literally any message board where members of the general populace can freely participate where too many think they know.

FTFY

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

I know just enough to know that I don't know anything.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago (7 children)

It's not difficult. Gravity is like magnetism for things that aren't magnetic.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago (14 children)

Also for those that are magnetic

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago (34 children)

Working in neuroscience of consciousness field I feel him deeply. Although 57k sounds amazing to a Europoor

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (9 children)

You can basically half American salary numbers because we have to pay for a lot of stuff that Europeans usually don't need to pay for. $57k in America is struggling if you live in a city. Anything below $40k is one car repair away from being financially ruined.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

57k sounds nice until you realize that 1200 go to your health plan and you still need to copay hundreds every time something comes up.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

American salaries are also always presented as gross income before taxes instead if net income after taxes like in Europe.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

we also do gross before taxes in Germany. 57k before taxes is still a solid salary in many areas of Germany. Some MINT and Financelords might want to disagree with that, but it is in the top 15% of salaries. At that Level you pay about 5,1k taxes, 5,3k pension and 4,6k for health, 1,3k eldercare and 750 unemployment insurance. (all mandatory)

That seems quite a lot at first, but for instance unemployment pays 60% of your net income up to a year qfter loosing a job, health insurance also covers all children until they are 25 or earn more than 500€/month.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

It only sounds like a lot of taxes to us Americans that don't actually do the math... I'm making almost 60kUSD so it's a very real comparison for me. Like your 4.6k healthcare tax is my 14.4k pay cut (mandatory healthcare coverage for full time employees paid for by the owner @1,200/month for me) Your 5k general tax is higher than my 3.6k income tax, but everything else offsets that by such a large margin that arguing against it is laughable.

Thing is we also pay a ton of of pocket when we go to the doctor too.

I wish we had a number to use like your 4.6k but for America so in our arguments for universal healthcare we could show just how much more we really pay...

Sorry for all the edits, I remember as I reread lol

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago

Yeah I think I'll be subscribing to this community. Thank you for the meme.

[–] SuddenDownpour 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"The nature of this elementary particle is best expressed through these thirty equations."

"Ok, ok, but what do those actually mean in reality?"

"Reality?"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Most of those equations are full of things that can make sense, and then there is a fine structure constant.

It's all over particles, but we don't know what it is. It has no units. It's just a number that is needed for physics to work.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (7 children)

I still want to know what it is tho

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A force field generated by your mom's obesity

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (3 children)

So you are attracted to that, huh?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Genuinely we can't tell what it is. We once thought it was just a normal pull due to mass until Einstein proved us wrong during a solar eclipse where we could see stars that shouldn't be visible from our current position in orbit. Then we get into how it works, WHICH THERE IS NO TELLING AS THERE ARE TO MANY GOD DAMNED VARIABLES INVOLVED.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

The squishy humanities version of this, in America at least, goes as follows:

In grade school you learn that the Civil War was about slavery.

In high school you learn that the Civil War was about a lot of complicated things.

In college you learn that the Civil War was about slavery.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gravity is just the world trying to put all the stuff in the same area of space to waste less RAM

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Timey wimey wibbly wobbly.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

There's a reason they call a hypothetical model that unites the standard model (quantum mechanics) and gravity (relativity) the Theory of Everything.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Show us on the PhD where they hurt you.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Somewhere in the region between the unrealistic deadlines, the post grad job prospects, and the price tag, sir.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (10 children)

This is why I laugh at anyone who thinks we "Already know anything" or ever will

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

lemme give you a quick demonstration

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (19 children)

one unresolved corner of physics

Hardly! People board airplanes every single day and we still don't fundamentally understand the mechanisms of how lift works.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

When I thought there was higher pressure under the wing that pushed the plane up, I was happy. When I started thinking, instead, about little vacuum vortices above the wings pulling them up instead, I was suddenly much less comfortable with the whole proposition. Given the options and the limited effect on my daily life, I'm gotta go with Newton over Bernoulli on this one.

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