What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hexbear moderator training, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on lemmy instances, and I have over 300 confirmed dunks. I am trained in information warfare and I'm the top poster in the entire hexbear. You are nothing to me but just another liberal. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Fediverse, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Fediverse and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lemmy account. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dunk on you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mobile posting. Not only am I extensively trained on mobile, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the hexbear emojis and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking banned, kiddo.
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
Calls everyone libs left or right.
We're just punching right. If you don't want to get hit, don't stand there.
@[email protected] You do know who you are reporting this to right?
Lib reports a lib for calling them a lib to the lib mod team.
I am not a lib, HOW DARE YOU SIR!
Me either.
MODS?! MODS?!
DUNK TANK POSTS GO IN THE DUNK TANK HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT
no more half measures, walter
Report: Why can't I come into your house and shit on your floor
dunk tank
Yeah but I'm not a mod of the dunk tank so it's funnier here.
Some people deserve to be told to fuck off, and are in fact assholes.
Found Ben Shapiro's account.