What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hexbear moderator training, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on lemmy instances, and I have over 300 confirmed dunks. I am trained in information warfare and I'm the top poster in the entire hexbear. You are nothing to me but just another liberal. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Fediverse, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Fediverse and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lemmy account. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dunk on you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mobile posting. Not only am I extensively trained on mobile, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the hexbear emojis and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking banned, kiddo.
MODS?! MODS?!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT
