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[–] [email protected] 82 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

8-bit DRM-removal patcher program music plays

3 command prompt windows pop up in the background and quickly disappear.

"Fuck. What were those?"

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago

Shhhhhhh…

Just let your main HDD get encrypted.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 11 months ago (14 children)

The fact that the game hasn't been fully released yet and they are including a DLC if you buy the premium version, is just asking me to pirate it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

From what i've seen of the game, it's not even worth the bandwidth to pirate it.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, I’m just happy to see quality content on GamePass again.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (19 children)

Oh shit this is good news, I looked at it yesterday and it's $120 here and instantly thought fuck that I'll wait until it's cracked

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (12 children)

Maybe I'm just old but $70 base is too much for any game let alone one from a studio with known issues

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Games have been the same price for over thirty years, they've not changed with inflation and production costs have skyrocketed. To an extent the increased market has helped keep costs down for the consumer but it's not unreasonable to see prices shift upwards.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (10 children)

What about the cost of disc media that's absolutely disappeared? That was a huge chunk of the overhead. Logistics to get the copies to all the stores, etc.

Now it's just electricity and servers to download from.

Do you ever notice that no one ever talks about all the advancements that saved money? Of course not, cause then they'd never be able to justify continually hiking the prices up.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

The customer base has increased more than a thousandfold. If anything prices should go down.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Eh, to me I usually just convert it to $ per hour of enjoyment. Will I get 10 hours of enjoyment? 100? 1000?

If it's a great game and I think I'll get 1000 hours out of it, even if it's $70 that's like $0.07 per hour.

Compare that to paying $30 to go see a 1.5 hour movie at the theater and you're doing pretty darn good I think. Even if you only get 10 hours out of it thats $7 an hour for entertainment vs the $20 an hour for a movie.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Eh. By the time I have hardware that can actually play Starfield, it'll be a GoG giveaway.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I never pre order games

I never buy games full price

And I definitely do not buy Bethesda games before playing them and seeing how broken they are and if I enjoy them.

I never ever bought a Bethesda game before cracking it and playing for at least a few hours. Bethesda just does not deserve it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

And I definitely do not buy Bethesda games before playing them and seeing how broken they are and if I enjoy them.

I never ever bought a Bethesda game before cracking it and playing for at least a few hours. Bethesda just does not deserve it.

I mean if a demo isn't being offered what else can you do?

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (13 children)

Reading all the comments defending a $70 game with zero day DLC is just bewildering. I mean, HOW MUCH of a fucking cuck do you have to be to not only accept it, but to DEFEND it? You people deserve all the shit you get for being peasants. The rest of us sail the high seas, YARR!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (8 children)

The real cost isn't the game. It's the new computer you'll need to play it.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Lol, without reading the caption I just assumed this was a shit post comparing Johnny Depp's likeliness to Jack Sparrow, and I laughed pretty hard at that.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If you don't want to sail the high seas you can also get it on xbox game pass for like $10 for the month once it's out for the plebs in like a week.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

It was cracked two hours BEFORE early access launched lmao

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

That ghost mullet in the second pic, though 😄

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm just pirating it ahead of time to make sure my PC can run it

gotta make sure every part until the end works properly btw

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Apparently it's bundled in with AMDs new cards. I've been itching for an upgrade for a while now, and I could finally get away from Nvidia

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Bruh that's funny

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Shit, just spend $1200 on a new PC and it's freeeeeeeee...I'm so poor now....

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The issue is with the size of the game (120gb + patches later) and with the other (graphics card, cpu and ram) requirements.

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