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[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this what literally every billionaire is doing all day every day?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah, the billionaires have better luck than this. And higher value prizes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wrong, same luck, they pay people to pull the levers all day. Lots of collateral, but they got that cool prize!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Some of us may die, but that is a sacrifice they are willing to make.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

So much responsibility... that's why they earn so much. Totally fair.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh boy I hope it’s raiden shogun

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

You can never have too many Qiqis.

I would die on this hill, but she won't let me. (Green "+5654" appears to my side)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How much time does pulling the lever take, and how much time do I have until the train rolls by?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

10 seconds.

Until the end of the month when your crimes catch up to you via a debt bill.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'll take my chances with the mystery 4 star price helping me out with that

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

wow thats grim. i love it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you drop enough bodies onto the tracks the trolley’s momentum surely won’t be enough to kill them all, and you’ll get quite a few prizes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Even better: You get prizes for the families of the deceased.

I know I killed your dad, but here’s a brand new <thing>! Woow!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Every one loves !

STOP CRYING

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Don't give Activision-Blizzard-Microsoft any ideas

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Gotta get that new Jhin skin