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[โ€“] thelsim 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The worst part is that you get used to it.
My youngest is now 7 years old and can take care of herself in the morning. But I still wake up automatically at 6 in the weekend ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Even if you're exhausted, you're getting up anyway. Your body is now successfully trained to avoid recuperating, no matter how much it needs it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 17 hours ago

I thought parenting a cat would prevent that but that mf yells at me every morning too

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I think the meme is made funnier by the fact that you cannot outrun a bear.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 18 hours ago

You just need to be faster than whoever you're with.

Unfortunately in this scenario, I was not the faster runner, and now wake up earliest

[โ€“] aislopmukbang 15 points 17 hours ago

Joke is on you. I was already a morning person and now I am not a person.

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

work world sorta does that to begin with.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago

Sorta...

When i was working before kids, i was awake at 7 to be ass in chair in the office at 8.

With 2 kids, their breakfast, school/daycare drop offs, and getting myself ready, im up at 545 to hopefully make it there before 9. Assuming one of my kids doesnt have a complete melt down because the clothes they picked out were "definitely purple" and not blue like they are today

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Except weekends used to be mine. I could sleep.

Now the only alone time is when they sleep.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Thats what gets me. I don't have kids but now I can't sleep past nine and that is sleeping in. What have I become!?