cross-posted from: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/37177364
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31771868
Too warm in the shed
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2025
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Man's got a roof terrace.
a woof terrace
This makes sense. I hadn't considered it. I lived in a place where the position of the sun caused it to be super hot indoors late in the day. Cheers.
shed.getCurrentTemperature() > dog.getSafeTemperature() (true)
Me (interviewing recently): Could I see an example design doc or some code before we discuss your offer? Hiring manager: We don't do designs, just launch and iterate. And here's some code, it's all fully self documenting. Me: Nope nope nope.
Jeesus, I would have immediately exited the call/room/building without saying a thing.
Snoopy!
It took me a few moments to put that one together. Holy crap, you're right.
If it works it works
Me with my breadbin:
Guero means whitey right? What a cutie
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