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[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Me (interviewing recently): Could I see an example design doc or some code before we discuss your offer? Hiring manager: We don't do designs, just launch and iterate. And here's some code, it's all fully self documenting. Me: Nope nope nope.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Jeesus, I would have immediately exited the call/room/building without saying a thing.