I love how 3 of these are just women
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Rebellious, baby killing, lewd men go to heaven.
Lewd, rebellious and baby-killing men are all right to enter the kingdom of heaven, I suppose.
Man Jesus must have the thinnest skin of tall time if he literally condemns people to eternal damnation for mocking him even once
Mock me once? Eternal damnation. Look up your astrology forecast for fun? Also eternal damnation. Watch the football instead of go to church on Sunday? Believe it or not, eternal damnation.
Pretty rookie list tbh, doesn’t even include people with long hair, chiropractors or unemployed.
Is Hell a club? What's the cover fee? Sounds fucking awesome.
Only people on that list I don't like are astrologers.
Astrology is a r3tard.
It's nice to make the list.
It's an honor just to be nominated.
Took me a hot minute to realize that sports nuts is not a kind of food, they aren't sending snacks to hell.
What does it mean? Someone who's really into sports??
Yes
It's an idiom in English (in American English at least, I can't speak for the other dialects). "Nut" can be slang for a crazy person, e.g. "That guy's a real nut." Other variations are "nutters" or "nut case". A " nut" is someone who is "crazy" about that topic.
Doubt heaven has any snacks either.
„Uhh. I think I have a bingo folks!“
„This is not how bingo works Meave…“
„BINGO!“
„Ugh“ -.-
5 out of 11. Is that enough for a bingo?
What about the baby killing men? Are they cool?
It sort of takes the sting out of the threat when I find the subject of the threat to be laughably unlikely anyway.
Threatening me with sending my soul to hell is like threatening me that an djinn will steal my XboX: I don't believe in djinn, and I don't own an XboX, so it's a moot point anyway.
Fuck yeah sign me up
This is progressive for not adding Muslims. At least they can get to Heaven.
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, 'cause sinners are much more fun.
Yup, I'll see ya all there where the cool people are. Honestly their "heaven" sounds more like a hell to me.
What did roasted peanuts ever do?
But I’m atheist and therefore he’ll doesn’t exist.
I was so convinced it was a cool and edgy anti christian poster til the end. Just gotta crop the last one and say come on in instead!
I'm a solid 7, pretty happy
Do Formans still count? If so, I'm like 5 of these
Hell sounds like a blast plus Lemmy is there too.
Meeh, if they all horny and just wanna get down, I really don't give AF.
Who invited the mormons?