"English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2023
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There’s no place like home
Tis but a flesh wound.
I see you shiver with antici…..
pation
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And as this post sorely misses classic romcom:
- I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her
- Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.
- peeeeeecaaaaaaaaaan piiiiiiieeeeeee
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