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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Literally as we speak I'm waiting to hear back from QA about a production fix we rushed out at 4:50pm on a Friday. Surely this won't go terribly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I'm not superstycious, but it is a Friday so please don't jinx an already cursed day...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Is this a new advice-dog-era style meme? I like it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What use is testing in a development environment if you can't be sure production will behave the same way?

Imagine how ridiculous it would be if space agencies rehearsed their missions on land, like in a pool or something, before trying it in space.

[–] BlueMagma 2 points 1 week ago

Everyday, when I push and deploy, I hear Metallica in my head playing and singing a variation of seek and destroy: "Push And Deploy" :-D

I tried to have AI generate the lyrics and the artwork for this but it wasn't great...