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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (18 children)

Well the punches keep rolling for the ol' girl.

Just learned yesterday big C. in the bowel. Looks like IV.

The last 8 months have been hell for her ever since that fall and now completely unrelated.. this. Pretty limited therapy when pushing 80yo. She'll be going in for an op but chemo/radio is out of the question. Working out the spread basically means just working out (guessing) how long.

Universe can be cruel.

e: Thanks all for the kind words.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck, i'm sorry.

His lordships's grandma got hit with pancreatic at 96, there's something incredibly cruel about life pulling this shit that close to the end anyway

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Iโ€™m so sorry.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'm so, so sorry mate โค๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Shit, that's awful. It's like an avalanche of medical suffering. I'm really sorry mate. I hope you'll be able to spend some quality time with her in the coming months

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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

My mother was in my dream. We were looking at family photos. I lost most of mine in the bad years.

I miss her dearly.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't really have a concept of an afterlife but I like to think dreams like that are my mum coming back to say hi when she knows I need her. Hugs.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Erin Patterson, a proven liar, sitting on the stand and claiming that everyone else is lying about her and what she said is actually wild.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's a bloke in the US like that and he's currently the President.

If you believe your own lie, it'll manifest itself as truth.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

She keeps asserting her lies until she gets completely cornered by the evidence and then changes the story and comes up with some excuse for the lies. Excuses like, oh I was embarrassed, oh I got confused, etc. I think she did it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My wife has been fascinated by this case and listens to the daily podcast about it. She's gone from "oh she definitely did it" to "maybe she's innocent, I can't be say beyond reasonable doubt" after this week's testimony. So Erin is clearly doing some good for her case on the stand.

I haven't been following the case closely, but I listened to one recap podcast a week ago where they describe the multiple phones, the missing phone seen on camera that wasn't provided, with the one provided to police being factory reset first, and taking her dehydrator on CCTV to the tip after telling police she didn't have one - it was all pretty damning.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

She says 6 were made, one each for her guests, one for her and one that her child ate part of minus the toxic mushrooms which she scraped off.

3 people dead, one seriously ill, one made herself puke because she ate too much cake and one unscathed. Something doesn't add up.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Gosh I feel like I've been a total shut in this week with what happened to me, catching up on work and the cold weather. Winter hibernation mode is activating big time. I've got a birthday dinner tomorrow night and actually looking forward to some social time with friends, I really need it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Much better today! My head is still sore to the touch where I was hit but the headaches are reducing. Still a bit sensitive to super bright lights and loud people but I was never a fan of either to begin with haha

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Have a great time. You deserve it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's miserable weather, but at least I can now be confident my heater is up to the task.

I've now done the setup for the outdoor security cameras, I just need the weather to improve enough for me to go outside and mount them. It's just a couple of screws to clamp on to the gutter so it shouldn't take too long - the hardest bit will be deciding the best postion for the one in the back yard.

Unfortunately my leave is over and I have to go to work tomorrow. My first night shift in ages, hopefully the novelty of meeting a bunch of new people and learning how to do my job in a different place will stop me falling asleep.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

My dentist was late for the appointment. Her car was updating and she was left stranded for a bit. Both funny and sad.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Had a dream that guests arrived early and we didnโ€™t have the cheese I planned to serve. And another absolutely awful dream (like fucking WHY brain. WHY did you show me that?!), but Iโ€™ll choose to think about the cheese.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think the universe is telling you that you need to buy Emergency Cheese.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Cheese shopping is on the cards for this evening!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

That was invigorating. I got to start my walk with a game of Pick Up the Rubbish Bin and Chase Down my Rubbish Strewn Down the Street. Just in time too, the truck was collecting it just as we got back.

My new laundry rack and remote control for the garage have both arrived. I think I'll need to move the van to access the controller to program the remote, I might wait until it's not so windy to do that, I'm likely to lose half the contents of the garage if I open the door.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Happy International Donut Day

Yesterday was International Sausage Roll Day

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Dear sox, curling up next to me in a cute purry lump is LESS likely to get me out of bed to feed you

As if I didn't already have a problem getting out of bed in the mornings...

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

elon just broke up with trump and itโ€™s the best popcorn

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

A few months ago, was having drink with a mate and we both predicted that the Musk-Trump love affair is gonna be gone by mid year.

Should have put some money on it with a betting agency.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I think, therefore I don't know.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Alrighty. I have soft mattress topper. Yay lol

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Man I miss cooking and eating. I wasnโ€™t โ€œgoodโ€ but enjoyed doing it and my health has ruined all that

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

then buy simple food that needs no prep, like fresh fruit, healthy yoghurt, nuts and dried fruit,

make healthy platters like CEO does

it's not cooking per se but it is good ๐Ÿ‘

and hugs too, can't have too many hugs ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

A while ago I confiscated a couple of vapes. Tonight we tried them out. Fuck. No wonder the kids are addicted to this shit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's pretty bad these days. They can get the disposables pretty much anywhere without ID.

The government got rid of the good guys and opened the gates to the blackmarket people to sell to kids.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Cheers everyone ๐Ÿบ

*This post was proudly sponsored by Melbourne heaters working overtime today

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Checks the clock "oh shit it's almost 9:30!" Feels very, very old suddenly.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

very windy, house creaking ๐Ÿซฅ

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wind's howling

Edit: I'm going to brave the outdoors anyway. Feels like temp is still below zero out there, so if you don't here from me again assume I turned into an icicle.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Wevver is about to fall in a heap. Stay warm, everyone!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm so tired but I don't want to waste my Friday night. I haven't even had the weekly doughnut fries.

Might take a longer nap with Fluffball.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

Letโ€™s say youโ€™re at the supermarket; Is it against social norms to open a few punnets of strawberries and gather only the ripe ones to put in the punnet you eventually purchase?

Edit: also no, I have not done this personally

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

In today's edition of flat-pack assembly:

One laundry stand

Very basic, but functional and very cheap.

One bathroom cabinet.

Lots of little pieces involved in this one.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

kinda busy day

first some admin

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I have a splitting headache. Had 2 Panadol and a coffee about an hour ago, has dulled it a bit, but itโ€™s still there. Today will be unproductive.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

I've made another temu order. The one from a little while ago was the first package I'd received in over a decade

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