Is mayonnaise a distribution?
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
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Looks like it. You distribute it across the bread.
Are you talking about making a grilled cheese where you sub Mayo for the butter? Cuz it turns out pretty awesome!
Yep! I was very surprised with the result as well.
Wait until you try bacon grease. Y'all are in for a real treat.
I don't know what broke in me recently, but for about 3 years now, pork products just taste kinda dirty
This tends to happen with major cultural expeditions. Mapping the world's farts has likely altered your palette.
Good point. I'd consider retirement, but who else is gonna do this job?
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This is what using Lemmy feels like sometimes.
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You are forgetting:
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"Let's rant about linux.... in a linux community"
If you are so sassy about people having fun, just block the instance. I cant promise you will stop reading about linux, but your feed will be co siderably cleaner
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I'm sure Linux is overrepresented across the whole of Lemmy but to be fair, we are in a community specifically about Linux. You could also just block the term Linux and be done with it
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I think you need to reinitialize pan.sh
so, that's NetBSD under heavy load.
Instructions unclear, now have a perfectly functioning system whereas before it would show ads in the Start Menu. Should I start over and do again?
If you see ads .... pour gasoline over the whole thing
Let me interject for a moment. What youβve referred to as βbutterβ is actually βI canβt believe itβs not/butterβ. Have a pleasant day!
Oh, I remember that margarine brand, ICBINB: I Can't Believe ICBINB's Not Butter
That's the one! Funny store about the name - it's a recursive condiment.
Edit: sorry for inbox spam btw, lemmy.world having outages
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No need for a vm btw, you can try a lot of them from your browser using distrosea.
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before you reach for butter, have you even considered whether or not a rolling release distro is right for you?
I read this as a "rolling cheese distro." Like Debedam, or Camombware. I use Brie, btw.
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Or you could set up your desired sandwich through a few simple config files.
Distros, bistros, tomatoh, tomahto.
Looks like an average Google Gemini reponse
Id like ai a lot more if this were the case
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Or just start with Ubuntu, while using a good mayonnaise for your grilled cheese.
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arch is like when you put bacon on your grilled cheese and dip it in tomato soup
Just be to grow your own tomatoes and raise your own cows first
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btrfs reaching new heights
instead of fried chicken, eat grilled chicken, instead of soda, drink grilled chicken
Alright guys I'm gonna tell you...I don't use butter on my grilled cheese.
Nah. I use mayonnaise. A very thin coating, it doesn't take much -- and ultimately it's easier for butter to be many more calories and taste inferior
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Good news, everyone! I've invented a way to install Linux on a stick of margarine!
An infidel should not join the congregation, if they do not intend to convert. /s
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This is so stupid. I love it.
That sounds like a solid advice, where is the meme? smh
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