You're 17 and expecting Internet folks to guide you to sexual experiences in Germany.... Yes, BfV, this post right here
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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You ever heard about a joke? Also, I have found my ex and my dad that way, so trying wont hurt anyone
Also what does the german Soccer Assoziation have to do with this?
I know you're not from Germany or ever been there before but don't be so obtuse. BfV = Bundesamt für Verfassungsschutz
I am from germany, but I dont know how the Verfassungsschutz should care about my hornyness
It's a joke about you being under 18 asking for where you can get some, my man.
As long as its consentual I can suck how many dicks I want as long as im over 14, at least by the age of consent here
Ngl, that's gross.
Its my body, so its my choice
My only other advice would be to avoid potentially creepy older men.
If you like museums, get the Museum Pass, which grants you access to 30 museums over the course of 3 days. Just a heads up that some of the museums (especially the ones on Museum Island) are so popular you have to book a reservation the day before. Only 2-4 hours of free time per day is quite limiting, though.
Pergamonmuseum is the most popular museum in Berlin, but I believe it's under renovation work right now (which sucks; it has the best collection of hot naked muscular statues and reliefs). My personal recommendations are Altes Museum, Bode-Museum, the Gemäldegalerie, and the German Spy Museum.
Rüyam Gemüse Kebab makes my favourite döner kebabs. I got addicted to the one on Hauptstraße back when I was there. Other people have different favourite döner stores, so try them all out while you can!
Most of the Museums are free for people younger than 18 anyways. But for adults the Museum pass is a great advice.
What's a rainbow collar? Like a literal collar with a rainbow color scheme?
It's pride month so I'm sure you'll be able to find some parades or something going on in that vein.
As far as museums, there's a cool one I went to when I was 16, but I don't remember the name as it was about 12 years ago now. There's Checkpoint Charlie which I would recommend to just about anyone to check out if you're curious about history literally at all.
Its a Kind of scarf I tie around my neck, with rainbow colors
Take the 106 bus. Goes past a lot of tourist attractions.
Nollendorfplatz is the main gay village. Easily reached on the U-Bahn. Just saying.
The Futurium is a quite cool new Museum. Located close to the Hauptbahnhof (Berlin Main Station). Its for free. Its a Museum about the future with lots of interesting stuff on for example future of medicine, future of transport and so on. It has a positive view on many topics even though it of course adresses also the problems. Just super cool and very interactive.
Yes. And go to the top there for a pretty good (and free) view of berlin!! (Also make sure you know which days museums are closed. I think Tuesday, but check!)
Go see the Blue Man Group https://www.stage-entertainment.de/musicals-shows/blue-man-group-berlin/english
They have a double decker bus tour of the city https://www.hop-on-hop-off-tickets.com/berlin-bus-tours/?ci=1&cm=554807445_1300723378647269_m_s_sightseeing+bus+berlin_b_%7Bextensionid%7D
Those too were my favorite things when I visited.
Get yourself a meshtastic node and start talking to locals what's is up right now and what curiosities can be found nearby.