"But the felon rapist conman told me so!!!"
this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2025
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They aren't wrong. Tariffs could help bring the upcoming Samsung A17 to $1000-1200.
Ah yes, the upcoming "Samsung Phone". I hear it's going to be really game-changing!
It could have been a homing pigeon.
I don't think that will work, but hopefully they raise income taxes so I at least take home a bit more cash each month.
I'm not so sure that's going far enough. I'd be on board if they raised property and sales taxes so I could afford a bigger house and more groceries. Still, my employer would probably just raise my wages, effectively putting me all the way back where I started.
I'd hope and pray my employer lowers my salary so much I can be in a lower tax bracket. Than I can go on welfare which pays for all my necessities and is a solid flawless system I can live off of for the rest of my life.
I'd be on board if they raised property and sales taxes so I could afford a bigger house
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Valid response if you're an oligarch
Everyone is these days
Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?
I wish
Cooo
This is just painful.
At least my all-American Dodge Ram truck will be cheaper, because it's definitely not made from parts manufactured in Mexico by a European corporation.
Stelantis? I thought that was a lost city under the ocean.
No, I think you might be confusing it with Atlanta.
No, I thing you might be confusing it with Tampa.
Maybe you're thinking of a person or thing that packs down tightly by a succession of blows or taps?
Maybe you are thinking of when someone is always in a bad mood.
Are you sure you haven't mixed it up with the motto of the US Marines?
Point out on the pigeon where it is painful.
No, they were most certainly not homeschooled by a pigeon. Pigeons have brains and can learn things. They were homeschooled by a bag of wet bags.
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That was genuinely funny.
Cooo, cooo, cooo
I know, right? What tariffs?
Those things Taco always talks about but clearly doesn't understand anything about them and is scared of
At least I'm hearing way less 4D chess / "he has a reason" nowadays or are my filters working better?
What’s wrong with being homeschooled by a pigeon? I took boxing lessons from a raccoon for a while.
I did conflict resolution classes with an ostrich
My grandma got fucked by a horse
I'm horse
Take a lozenge.
Hi horse, I'm dad.
"I hope Nordic people can swim"...
Graham, we used to have an empire that was complete naval. Wtf you thought?
When I went to core school (mandatory for ages 6 through 15) swimming was a required subject. We swam in one of many tax funded swimming halls in the area.
Edit: I'm from Sweden, same as Greta although a fair bit older
Yeah same, there are like 0% of swedes that can't swim if it's physically possible.
I was actually a bit shocked when I moved more south in Europe that there were people who couldn't swim (or ride a bicycle).
I can swim like a bicycle 😅
I know exactly the context for this comment but at least as far as I can see it's under this post.
Weird. Lemmy bug maybe?