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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is there a queue? Do I need to draw a ticket?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nein, ich spreche Deutsch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ah, yeah. Forgot this was Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Make sure to include Elon himself on that list of suspects.

I wouldn't put it past the dude to kick his own ass ala Liar Liar to try and get sympathy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There's no fucking way of 5 year old gave him that black eye with just his fist. That's a I took too much ketamine and passed out black eye.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did”

"Oh the black eye? It's nothing, I was just teaching my 5-year old to punch me in the face, because that's a normal and healthy thing to do"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That wee guy is a psychopath, bet our kids end up having to deal with his reign.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah I was punched in the face frequently in my 20s and it’s surprisingly hard to give someone a black eye. Looks like he’s been legless and cunted it into a coffee table

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did,” Mr. Musk explained after a reporter asked him if he was OK.

huh?

[–] kambusha 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I wish it was me. Dude deserves to get his shit kicked in. Fucking Nazi scumbag.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

list of people who want to punch fElon?

check with the census bureau for a list of all Americans

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Hey come on, there are plenty more of us outside the US that would love the opportunity too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

God I fucking hope that's what happened.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Any of those drugs he's on make you bruise easy?

[–] neukenindekeuken 4 points 1 week ago

Not particularly. Its very likely he got hit in the eye by something, or someone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fucker is that rich and doesn't have a makeup artist smh

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Human makeup doesn't stick to reptile skin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It's a very very very long queue ...